So, me and my girlfriend are always coming up with outrageous hypothetical situation based on something we are looking at or have just seen. Mostly commercials because they make no sense. Because the mascot on my box of cereal coming to life would be scary as all hell.
Well we had just come out of the theater after watching Xmen first class and it starts:
Me- "So whose side would you be on? I'd totally go with Magneto."
Nissa- "Xavier. He had beutiful blue eyes."
Me- ".... I'm not asking you who you'd have SEX with! I'm asking you who's moral side you'd be on." *Said that a little louder than I had meant to, got dirty looks from near by parents.*
Nissa - "Can't respect Magneto. His helmet looked REALLY stupid at the end. Do you want that face and helmet on your one dollar bills? It would destroy the economy.... Wait... If his powers are magnetic... What happens if you fought him naked out in the woods?"
Me - "Well, with no metal around, he'd be fairly powerless..."
Nissa - "Well.... what if you wore a rubber suit and lived in a glass house?"
Me - "Then.... he'd.... throw a car at you... for being an idiot." We both just about died laughing at this point, got us more dirty looks. Not allowed to be happy in public.
Ok. I want to hear about YOUR hypothetical situation conversations!
P.s. My girlfriend isn't an idiot, she's just really... REALLY weird.
Well we had just come out of the theater after watching Xmen first class and it starts:
Me- "So whose side would you be on? I'd totally go with Magneto."
Nissa- "Xavier. He had beutiful blue eyes."
Me- ".... I'm not asking you who you'd have SEX with! I'm asking you who's moral side you'd be on." *Said that a little louder than I had meant to, got dirty looks from near by parents.*
Nissa - "Can't respect Magneto. His helmet looked REALLY stupid at the end. Do you want that face and helmet on your one dollar bills? It would destroy the economy.... Wait... If his powers are magnetic... What happens if you fought him naked out in the woods?"
Me - "Well, with no metal around, he'd be fairly powerless..."
Nissa - "Well.... what if you wore a rubber suit and lived in a glass house?"
Me - "Then.... he'd.... throw a car at you... for being an idiot." We both just about died laughing at this point, got us more dirty looks. Not allowed to be happy in public.
Ok. I want to hear about YOUR hypothetical situation conversations!
P.s. My girlfriend isn't an idiot, she's just really... REALLY weird.