Hypothetical Situation.

[Aeongrave]

Or,

I am the walrus.

Beaten to the punch!

Clearly, this is the correct answer. See: the opening line from said song.

"I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together."

Case closed.

 

[Rolling Thunder]

I am the little voice in your head that says: 'Oh shit, I don't wanna die'
I am the whisper in the dark behind you.
I am the shadow in a darkened room.
I am why you turn around, and there is nothing there.
I am in your nightmares.
I see your fear mortal, and it amuses me.
I am terror.
I am death.
I am..... Sturm und Drang.





Good, no?

 

[beddo]

...
You are everyone else.

Now, the question:

Who are you?...

You are by definition; everyone else.

 

[tubadude123]

I am the self-consumer of my woes

 

[Kogarian]

I am the product of millions of years of evolution and random occurences.

In short, I are the greetest speeller arund.

 

[AlphaWolf13]

I am ...

I don't think I have an answer to that question

 

[Evilbunny]

I am Iron man.

 

[VikingRhetoric]

I am a meat sandwich.

I am peter potamus.

 

[000Ronald]

I am who I am and if you don't like it, join the club; they've got jackets.

What you should be asking yourself is "What good could come of this?" Forgive me for not reaching Nirvana as fast as you did, but this seems a rather trivial question. If I was you, I would tell you to stop being a twat and ask questions that matter, such as "Can one person change the world?" or "If God knows what I'm going to do, does that mean choice is an illusion?". Things that people can actually figure out.

Forgive me; it's two in the morning and I tend tend to rant about philosophy.

Apologies to anyone who had to read my brain-dribble.

 

[Surggical_Scar]

Negative, I am a meat popsicle.

 

[Surggical_Scar]

...what?

Everyone knows Ninjas don't play the guitar. They're more in favour of the brass section. Ninja Ska is freaking awesome.

 

[Copter400]

I am your inner geek, your inner hippie, your inner moron.
I am also selling carpets off the freeway at unbeatable prices, but that's not important.

 

[The Potato Lord]

I am a responder to non-sensical forum topics in the Off-Topic section.

Also I am the Cake, I am not a lie.

 

[Surggical_Scar]

I am seventeen feet of new-age wonder,
Cutting-Edge Science and idiotic blunder,
A springtime breeze and Autumn thunder,
A devoted healer, tearing you asunder.

 

[Nilles]

personality is a specific and finite subset of your mind, which can be taken to be personality + unconscious.

I'm not in agreement. I claim that the unconscious is a subset of one's personality.

 

[Copter400]

I am seventeen feet of new-age wonder,
Cutting-Edge Science and idiotic blunder,
A springtime breeze and Autumn thunder,
A devoted healer, tearing you asunder.

Healer, you say? Heal plz.