Hypothetical Situation

[USSR]

by stabbing myself in the brain with a needle full of phoenix down.

I..

Um...

Eh..I'm confused about what would happen

Needle kills you, Phoenix Down kicks in and rezes you
Big Brother can see what you're doing

But..once you are dead you cannot inject the liquid after you have penetrated your skull..

Unless it leaks out..

All I know is that I want to play Final Fantasy again =3

 

[Haunted Serenity]

poison then have a massive tomb built and my body preserved for enternity doing a captin morgans pose with cocupines surrounding me and my arch nemesis's body destroyed underfoot

 

[Jacobistheshiz]

I would stare at him intensely and the rip his throat out with my teeth. You mention no secruity or him haveing any combat training or weponry he is on and island that is all and he is dead.

 

[Jark212]

Quite obviously, the only winning option is death by snu-snu.

........ What? Don't judge me!

This comrade has the right idea...

 

[Haydyn]

Give me a bo staff, and send in hundreds of annoying children who like things I hate. I'll die eventually, but it would be the best time of my life.

 

[GRoXERs]

Quite obviously, the only winning option is death by snu-snu.

........ What? Don't judge me!

Yes. You have been judged, and found to be absolutely correct. Well done.

 

[smokeybearsb]

I would want him to bring an army of mercenaries to the island with helicopters, guns, and other veichles, and give me a sniper rifle and a knife. I would tell him that I would give it my best and fight it out until the mercs kill me. Little does he know that I will infiltrate their base and steal the helicopter and come to his mansion and kick his ass