Hypothetically speaking...

[Dirty Hipsters]

The rules of the game:

Answer the hypothetical question above you, then ask your own hypothetical question starting with the words "hypothetically speaking."

GO!

Hypothetically speaking, if my penis was stuck in a VCR what kind of advice would you give me for getting it out?

 

[SkyeNeko]

Cut it off. It's the only way.

Hypothetically speaking, what are the chances of this thread succeeding?

 

[Eumersian]

Chop it off, because getting it stuck in there means that you don't deserve to have one
[sup]Dammit, Skye, you need to hang out in the Ban game with all the cool kids more often?[/sup]

I'll give it a day for now.

Hypothetically speaking, if I 'sploded my compruter, which kind should I get to be less explod-y?

 

[Nouw]

The Greek ones.

Hypothetically speaking, how long have you been here for?

 

[Athol]

Long enough

Hypothetically speaking, what would be the safest way to teabag a tiger?

 

[Nouw]

The only safe way would be if you had BALLS OF STEEL.

Hypothetically speaking, who would you make a reality from a cartoon/anime?

 

[NerfedFalcon]

I don't really know. Probably Chris Thorndyke, so I could smash his face in.

Hypothetically speaking, if you found four packages of armed C4 in your basement, who would you hold responsible?

 

[SkyeNeko]

You.

Hypothetically speaking, how much C4 does it take to bring down a government building?

 

[Queen Michael]

300 kilograms is usuallu sufficient.

Hypothetically speaking, if you had Batman over for tea, should you go with the Oolong or the Earl Grey?