Hysterically bad music

[Reginald]

WIPPED CREAM POURING LIKE WATERFALLS

 

[mrhappy1489]

This song is possibly the worst thing one could subject their ears to. It also makes Australia's "cultural capital" look like nothing more than a hovel, simply because he lives there.

 

[Calvin Green]

LISTEN IF YOU DARE! These guys are the epitome of bad garage bands... Now if you will excuse me I have to go listen to Meshuggah while punching my head through a wall.

http://www.reverbnation.com/OurBitterSurvival#!/OurBitterSurvival/songs

 

[Calvin Green]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnCFLBWILf4

Just WOW.

 

[Vault101]

This particularly bad "parody" of Gangnam style gives me diabeetus D:

it annoys me because you can;t parody satire/a parody...thats just stupid

OT: for some reason Nickleback fills me with the desire to murder chad whatshisnanme "LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH!" <-no! I dont want too!

 

[Donnie Restad]

I'm surprised this hasn't made it yet.


I'm not sure which is worse - the singing, the dancing, or the fact that the people who did something as wonderful as Grease are now doing... whatever this is.

 

[Ultress]

This,

It sounds like the singer's wife called him a mean name and he just blew it way out of proportion.

 

[Soviet Heavy]

Gentlemen, BEHOLD! The greatest worst band ever!

 

[saintdane05]

As mutch as I love Sonic Adventure 2's soundtrack, some parts are... questionable.
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[Dethenger]

OT:
look up most songs by the scissor sisters, pretty every piece of music they have made makes you feel violated. that, and my mum loves them.

I must concur. I like "Don't Feel Like Dancin'", and when I heard it I tried getting into their other stuff. It was just awful.

Also, Blood On The Dance Floor. Heard about them from the Pony.MOVs, so I looked them up.
No.

Never again.

 

[ThePS1Fan]

I'm sorry for I'm about to do.

 

[someonehairy-ish]

Anything that sounds like this:


WHY DO YOU EXIST?
[sub]If you mute it, the video is at least entertaining...[/sub]

 

[In Search of Username]

I actually think this about a lot of pop music. So I dunno if my examples will seem hilariously awful to others or if they'll just seem like generic whatever-you-heard-on-the-radio-recently style stuff. But god there are just some songs I don't understand how people can not find hilarious.

Spoiler: Even if you can stomach the awful, ear-destroying chorus, the rapping in this is just laughable.

Spoiler: This just sounds like two really awful but completely different songs mashed together.

 

[Andy Shandy]

Most of the ones I would've posted have been taken but I can still post this gem.


NONE OF THEM ARE EVEN MUFFINS! THEY'RE CUPCAKES!

There's also this. Although admittedly the terribleness of it has been lessened by my own brain before as the sound was drowned out when I was transfixed on his belly button.

 

[Darren716]

It's about to get Krispy in here
I honestly don't know what's worse the song or the video of the two kids hanging in their basements with BB guns trying to be badass

 

[Darren716]

Have you ever just heard a song so bad that it makes you think: "Why in the hell does this exist. WHY?!" Yet, you find great amusement in the music and trying to process what the fuck the artist was thinking when making it. Yesterday, my friends showed me this song and I cried from laughing so damn hard. Just listen to it, it will brighten your day.



If you have ever felt bad about your artistic ability, that should be an ego boost. Screamo music trying to harmonize like that works just as well as kerosene as a flame retardant. I don't understand how ANY ONE of the people involved in the process of making, producing, or publishing this song thought it sounded good and was a swank idea to begin with.

What do you think? Did your ears commit hairi-kairi? Do you actually like it? Got some terrible, unforgivably awesome bad music you'd like to contribute? I need to see some reactions from the masses because the only people in the comments for the video say they REALLY like it, which is...disagreeable to say the very damn least.

It's funny I was going to post the normal version of this song as my choice but i forgot it's name I must say this is actually worse.

 

[Cowabungaa]

This...abomination is in Dutch but I doubt you have to know the language to relish in its horror.

And for the record: yes these people are totally serious. Including the 'lady' if it can be called that.

 

[Karfroogle]

The Punk Goes... albums are really not a good representation of that genre, but I agree. That cover wasn't very good and fun. just pisses me off like nothing else.