I _____, therefore I am!

[Nouw]

I chew bubblegum, therefore I am!

 

[superbatranger]

I go wheeee wham boom, therefore I am.

 

[Alkaline]

I shout KAMEHAMEHA, therefore I am.

 

[Anima the Aeon]

I cast Oblivion, therefor I am.

 

[Lambi]

I steal souls, therefore I am.

 

[DasDestroyer]

Lots of atoms form molecules, lots of molecules form cells, lots of cells form tissues, lots of tissues form organs, lots of organs form my body, therefore I am.

 

[Dango]

I heart, therefore I am.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I squir, therefore I am.