I _____, therefore I am!

[Leg End]

I'm not, therefore I am.

Makes sense if you think about it.

That's ... kind of creepy-awesome, which, from now on, shall be known as creesome, or as the Deadcartes State (because it is like Descartes, except if you fatally rearranged and modified it).

OT: I was eaten by the horde and am now eating you, therefore I am.

Crawsome.

Also, I believe you mean by a grue.

I'm not, therefore I am.

Makes sense if you think about it.

Maybe if you're names Jean-Paul Sartre.

I can tell you so many stories... (O_O)

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

I eat grass and run around with a herd, therefore I am.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I post on the Escapist, therefore I am.

 

[Nouw]

I chew bubblegum, therefore I am!

 

[superbatranger]

I go wheeee wham boom, therefore I am.

 

[Alkaline]

I shout KAMEHAMEHA, therefore I am.

 

[Anima the Aeon]

I cast Oblivion, therefor I am.

 

[Lambi]

I steal souls, therefore I am.

 

[DasDestroyer]

Lots of atoms form molecules, lots of molecules form cells, lots of cells form tissues, lots of tissues form organs, lots of organs form my body, therefore I am.

 

[Dango]

I heart, therefore I am.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I squir, therefore I am.