I am renaming the Sun to the Daystar.

[King Toasty]

Pluto is an abomination! We'd have to say that Charon is a planet if we let him stay.
The T-Rex had FEATHERS, and DIDN'T eat the Brontosaurus because they didn't exist. They never did.
BRONTOSAURUS' WERE A CLERICAL ERROR.

Ever thought that we might be better off if Charon was a planet? 10 planets in our solar system! Just think about it 10! Instead of lousy 8 and you know a decimal system is better than octal.
T-rex feathers were a clerical error! No decent reptilian would be caught alive or dead with no goddamn feathers!

Charon? Then we'd add the 12 other ones. LAME.
And FEATHERS ARE FASHIONABLE.
LADY GAGA-SAURUS WEARS THEM.

To tartarus with the other 12, 10 is a nice round number.
Feathers weren't even fashionable back in the mesozoic and they sure aren't fashionable now.

To tartarus with Pluto!
Feathers are the prime of flying fashion. All the cool birds have them.

Pluto is the roman god of the underworld...so he is in charge of tartarus...
All the cool BIRDS have feathers, unless you are calling T-rex a bird you must admit that T-rex doesn't now or ever had any feathers, because its a reptile.

The T-rex is a proto-bird.

 

[xdgt]

Pluto is an abomination! We'd have to say that Charon is a planet if we let him stay.
The T-Rex had FEATHERS, and DIDN'T eat the Brontosaurus because they didn't exist. They never did.
BRONTOSAURUS' WERE A CLERICAL ERROR.

Ever thought that we might be better off if Charon was a planet? 10 planets in our solar system! Just think about it 10! Instead of lousy 8 and you know a decimal system is better than octal.
T-rex feathers were a clerical error! No decent reptilian would be caught alive or dead with no goddamn feathers!

Charon? Then we'd add the 12 other ones. LAME.
And FEATHERS ARE FASHIONABLE.
LADY GAGA-SAURUS WEARS THEM.

To tartarus with the other 12, 10 is a nice round number.
Feathers weren't even fashionable back in the mesozoic and they sure aren't fashionable now.

To tartarus with Pluto!
Feathers are the prime of flying fashion. All the cool birds have them.

Pluto is the roman god of the underworld...so he is in charge of tartarus...
All the cool BIRDS have feathers, unless you are calling T-rex a bird you must admit that T-rex doesn't now or ever had any feathers, because its a reptile.

The T-rex is a proto-bird.

Proto-bird my ass, T-rex doesn't have a beak or even wings. In fact his arms are smaller than his legs, the only place where T-rex could fly is outer space.

 

[thenumberthirteen]

I call Hedgehogs "Bristlehogs". I prefer it and it is more apt. It's also fun to say. Try it.

I doubt it will replace the proper word, but a man can dream.

 

[Wintermute_]

...dude, it was soul eater reference to tickle my own fancy, and the actual number, 8, is the only perfectly symmetrical number. The actual symbol. Not the number of objects.

In that case you're right, 8 is symmetrical both vertically and horizontally. But how about 0?

Damn, touché. Bested at my own game.

OT: Sol is cool, but where are sign-ups for the TBGOitStLaLLaOaGULaW cult? Sounds like they get shit done over there

 

[King Toasty]

Pluto is an abomination! We'd have to say that Charon is a planet if we let him stay.
The T-Rex had FEATHERS, and DIDN'T eat the Brontosaurus because they didn't exist. They never did.
BRONTOSAURUS' WERE A CLERICAL ERROR.

Ever thought that we might be better off if Charon was a planet? 10 planets in our solar system! Just think about it 10! Instead of lousy 8 and you know a decimal system is better than octal.
T-rex feathers were a clerical error! No decent reptilian would be caught alive or dead with no goddamn feathers!

Charon? Then we'd add the 12 other ones. LAME.
And FEATHERS ARE FASHIONABLE.
LADY GAGA-SAURUS WEARS THEM.

To tartarus with the other 12, 10 is a nice round number.
Feathers weren't even fashionable back in the mesozoic and they sure aren't fashionable now.

To tartarus with Pluto!
Feathers are the prime of flying fashion. All the cool birds have them.

Pluto is the roman god of the underworld...so he is in charge of tartarus...
All the cool BIRDS have feathers, unless you are calling T-rex a bird you must admit that T-rex doesn't now or ever had any feathers, because its a reptile.

The T-rex is a proto-bird.

Proto-bird my ass, T-rex doesn't have a beak or even wings. In fact his arms are smaller than his legs, the only place where T-rex could fly is outer space.

T-rexes evolved into birds. Or, their descendants did. So yeah, birds are ex-dinosaurs. Today, T-rexes are found in abandoned space-stations, looking for a tasty treat. Sometimes they can also be city-devouring robots.

This is what happens in Canada. All the time.

 

[xdgt]

Pluto is an abomination! We'd have to say that Charon is a planet if we let him stay.
The T-Rex had FEATHERS, and DIDN'T eat the Brontosaurus because they didn't exist. They never did.
BRONTOSAURUS' WERE A CLERICAL ERROR.

Ever thought that we might be better off if Charon was a planet? 10 planets in our solar system! Just think about it 10! Instead of lousy 8 and you know a decimal system is better than octal.
T-rex feathers were a clerical error! No decent reptilian would be caught alive or dead with no goddamn feathers!

Charon? Then we'd add the 12 other ones. LAME.
And FEATHERS ARE FASHIONABLE.
LADY GAGA-SAURUS WEARS THEM.

To tartarus with the other 12, 10 is a nice round number.
Feathers weren't even fashionable back in the mesozoic and they sure aren't fashionable now.

To tartarus with Pluto!
Feathers are the prime of flying fashion. All the cool birds have them.

Pluto is the roman god of the underworld...so he is in charge of tartarus...
All the cool BIRDS have feathers, unless you are calling T-rex a bird you must admit that T-rex doesn't now or ever had any feathers, because its a reptile.

The T-rex is a proto-bird.

Proto-bird my ass, T-rex doesn't have a beak or even wings. In fact his arms are smaller than his legs, the only place where T-rex could fly is outer space.

T-rexes evolved into birds. Or, their descendants did. So yeah, birds are ex-dinosaurs. Today, T-rexes are found in abandoned space-stations, looking for a tasty treat. Sometimes they can also be city-devouring robots.

This is what happens in Canada. All the time.

Canada gets attacked by decepticons? And all this time I thought it was just a cartoon.

 

[InnerRebellion]

...dude, it was soul eater reference to tickle my own fancy, and the actual number, 8, is the only perfectly symmetrical number. The actual symbol. Not the number of objects.

In that case you're right, 8 is symmetrical both vertically and horizontally. But how about 0?

Damn, touché. Bested at my own game.

OT: Sol is cool, but where are sign-ups for the TBGOitStLaLLaOaGULaW cult? Sounds like they get shit done over there

Ahh you made my day. Didn't even think anyone but OP would even go along with that...I almost feel like making it into a fake religion.

 

[The Austin]

Why? Well, it's more practical for astronomical purposes. It sounds more awesome. And it sounds like a horrifying space monster made of flame that will devour our puny planet, like it actually is.

I shall join your noble quest!

I too shall call it Daystar!

 

[xdgt]

...dude, it was soul eater reference to tickle my own fancy, and the actual number, 8, is the only perfectly symmetrical number. The actual symbol. Not the number of objects.

In that case you're right, 8 is symmetrical both vertically and horizontally. But how about 0?

Damn, touché. Bested at my own game.

OT: Sol is cool, but where are sign-ups for the TBGOitStLaLLaOaGULaW cult? Sounds like they get shit done over there

Ahh you made my day. Didn't even think anyone but OP would even go along with that...I almost feel like making it into a fake religion.

Oh who are you kidding, if cults worshiping inpronouncible deities weren't cool cthulhu would never be this awesome.

 

[WanderingFool]

I worship the sun, as I can actually see it... well I dont actually look straight at it, but you get the idea... I tell you, the pegans had it right. So Im just going to keep calling it "the sun"...

 

[Vault boy Eddie]

I was calling it the evil sumbitch that makes my balls sweat profusely.

 

[Wintermute_]

...dude, it was soul eater reference to tickle my own fancy, and the actual number, 8, is the only perfectly symmetrical number. The actual symbol. Not the number of objects.

In that case you're right, 8 is symmetrical both vertically and horizontally. But how about 0?

Damn, touché. Bested at my own game.

OT: Sol is cool, but where are sign-ups for the TBGOitStLaLLaOaGULaW cult? Sounds like they get shit done over there

Ahh you made my day. Didn't even think anyone but OP would even go along with that...I almost feel like making it into a fake religion.

If the FSM and pastafarianism can get followers, the hordes of TBGOitStLaLLaOaGULaW would envelope the earth, or, more accurately, the 3rd spawn of TBGOitStLaLLaOaGULaW.

 

[lacktheknack]

Why? Well, it's more practical for astronomical purposes. It sounds more awesome. And it sounds like a horrifying space monster made of flame that will devour our puny planet, like it actually is.

It's called "Sol" already for astronomical purposes. Good try, though.

EDIT: Whups, didn't see how massive the thread was. Sorry for telling you yet again that it's called Sol.

 

[martin's a madman]

That doesn't make sense, stars don't go away during the day...

 

[InnerRebellion]

...dude, it was soul eater reference to tickle my own fancy, and the actual number, 8, is the only perfectly symmetrical number. The actual symbol. Not the number of objects.

In that case you're right, 8 is symmetrical both vertically and horizontally. But how about 0?

Damn, touché. Bested at my own game.

OT: Sol is cool, but where are sign-ups for the TBGOitStLaLLaOaGULaW cult? Sounds like they get shit done over there

Ahh you made my day. Didn't even think anyone but OP would even go along with that...I almost feel like making it into a fake religion.

If the FSM and pastafarianism can get followers, the hordes of TBGOitStLaLLaOaGULaW would envelope the earth, or, more accurately, the 3rd spawn of TBGOitStLaLLaOaGULaW.

...dude, it was soul eater reference to tickle my own fancy, and the actual number, 8, is the only perfectly symmetrical number. The actual symbol. Not the number of objects.

In that case you're right, 8 is symmetrical both vertically and horizontally. But how about 0?

Damn, touché. Bested at my own game.

OT: Sol is cool, but where are sign-ups for the TBGOitStLaLLaOaGULaW cult? Sounds like they get shit done over there

Ahh you made my day. Didn't even think anyone but OP would even go along with that...I almost feel like making it into a fake religion.

Oh who are you kidding, if cults worshiping inpronouncible deities weren't cool cthulhu would never be this awesome.

Now if only us FGO (Floaty Globy Orbs) worshipers could make a webpage for others to find us... Both of you. PM me. We shall discuss this.

 

[Not-here-anymore]

Can we call it 'Giant fiery ball of burni-ness'? Conveys epicness and purpose, all at once!

Alternatively, I propose we rename it 'J03bot Centauri', because I'm in a slightly vain mood right now.

 

[Canid117]

I think I'll just keep using sun.

 

[HeySeansOnline]

This is amazing, I will follow this precedent immediately.

My eyes are now optical modules.
My feet are now transportation enablers.
Cleavage is now boner activator.

On topic I kind of get your thought process, but as with the third poster Sol is an awesome name.

 

[King Toasty]

Pluto is an abomination! We'd have to say that Charon is a planet if we let him stay.
The T-Rex had FEATHERS, and DIDN'T eat the Brontosaurus because they didn't exist. They never did.
BRONTOSAURUS' WERE A CLERICAL ERROR.

Ever thought that we might be better off if Charon was a planet? 10 planets in our solar system! Just think about it 10! Instead of lousy 8 and you know a decimal system is better than octal.
T-rex feathers were a clerical error! No decent reptilian would be caught alive or dead with no goddamn feathers!

Charon? Then we'd add the 12 other ones. LAME.
And FEATHERS ARE FASHIONABLE.
LADY GAGA-SAURUS WEARS THEM.

To tartarus with the other 12, 10 is a nice round number.
Feathers weren't even fashionable back in the mesozoic and they sure aren't fashionable now.

To tartarus with Pluto!
Feathers are the prime of flying fashion. All the cool birds have them.

Pluto is the roman god of the underworld...so he is in charge of tartarus...
All the cool BIRDS have feathers, unless you are calling T-rex a bird you must admit that T-rex doesn't now or ever had any feathers, because its a reptile.

The T-rex is a proto-bird.

Proto-bird my ass, T-rex doesn't have a beak or even wings. In fact his arms are smaller than his legs, the only place where T-rex could fly is outer space.

T-rexes evolved into birds. Or, their descendants did. So yeah, birds are ex-dinosaurs. Today, T-rexes are found in abandoned space-stations, looking for a tasty treat. Sometimes they can also be city-devouring robots.

This is what happens in Canada. All the time.

Canada gets attacked by decepticons? And all this time I thought it was just a cartoon.

Nope. Canada just looks animated.