I Am Rich Returns to Prove You're Rich

NezumiiroKitsune

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This is marketing genius, I wish I'd thought to create something this utterly frivolous, futile and indulgent. I take my monocle off to the developers of this swankware.
 

Hedberger

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Supposing I pirate this and seed it to 1000 people. How much money would I be sued for?
 

Vincent33

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Kingdom of Loathing had a similar thing for 5 million meat (in-game currency (don't ask)) when a bug made meat too easy to gain, and they needed somewhere to sink all that surplus meat.

The world is bugged.
 

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Genius.
What a brilliant app.

If only I'd thought of it first, it costs you nothing, and raked in $7000, not including the new version.

That's clever.
 

socialtangent

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Jumplion said:
[snippity snip snip]
An electronic application that that is used to show notte more a petty little pebble of a sparkling variety for a mere, peasant price of fifty-and-zero coinages and which it's use is that of nothing more?

A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS.
This +1000

On topic: I'm not sure if the developers were even serious when releasing this useless badge of decadence. I laugh at the people who bought it and though it meant something (and at the people who will inevitably find a way to pirate it for shits and giggles).
 

geldonyetich

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As the old adage goes, "a fool and his money are soon parted." If you've got money, you're probably not looking to flaunt it, as that tends to be an effective way to no longer have money.

As with the original, the majority of the purchases are likely to come from those who did so by accident. The market approach is that if you dig a hole where an unusually high amount of sheep are known to wander, a few are likely to fall in eventually, you don't even need to throw a tarp over it.
 

unacomn

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This will have surprisingly high success in my country, since there's a lot of people here that got rich trough anything but work, and therefore spend it all on proving that they have a ton of money.

I wish these people would burst into flames.
 

tehfeen83

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I think this app is great. It lets me know exactly who to mug. Rich AND and idiot; the muggers dream.
 

garfoldsomeoneelse

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I've actually got a trenchcoat made out of Windows 7 phones displaying the I Am Rich app. Why? Because my self-esteem is so low that I choose to define myself by my financial standing, as opposed to my individual value as a human being.
 

veloper

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The odds are the people who buy this are mostly deadbeat teenagers.
Owning an app will only prove anything to other dumb kids.

Rich people tend to be tight with money so they stay rich and will only spend big amounts on great quality. This kind of electronic shit is also off their radar.
 

Riobux

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An application designed for rich hollow people who think an application is good use of $999.99 or $499.99, I don't see the problem. Let people burn money in a pit if they so wish.
 

Darth_Dude

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My friend actually got the original one on his pirated iPhone, I saw it and it was the most ridiculous waste of money, ever.
 

The Rogue Wolf

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I... I can't tell what's worse. That people would blow a thousand dollars on this extraordinary waste of money accidentally... or that people would blow a thousand dollars on this extraordinary waste of money on purpose.

Jonluw said:
Tim Latshaw said:
Kanye West bought another Windows 7 phone just so he could get this app again.
Kanye West has, infact, ordered a number of miniature Windows 7 phones to replace the rest of his teeth. Each displaying this app.
Honestly? I would not at all be surprised.
 

crudus

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Wow. A $500 "rob me" badge.

Hedberger said:
Supposing I pirate this and seed it to 1000 people. How much money would I be sued for?
That totally depends on if you get caught.
 

Logic 0

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I can't believe something has been found to prove itself as a waste of money.
 

Timmibal

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/me joins the thousands of people collectively kicking themselves going "FUCK! Why didn't -I- think of that?!"

Actually, I wonder if this level of stupid will bite twice...

*madly codes a similar app*
 

twm1709

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As stupid and useless as the app is, why would Apple remove it?
Oh wait, they're Apple, never mind...