NekoiHiokans said:
My extremely RELIGIOUS cousin who is against premarital sex was bragging about how her and her bf have been together for 3 years and never once done anything even remotely sexual. I turned to her with the biggest grin on my face and said, "Yeah, while you two were reading you bibles, me and my boyfriend were going at it like a pair of wild animals."
My cousin dropped her jaw in shock and my grandmother hit me upside the head. I kinda regret it now but not for her reaction, but because my head really hurt after that slap.
You have an extremely cousin?! Shit, thats bad!
OT: I dont really make massive blunders. Sure I do small ones all the time, but so does everybody else. I'm a pretty cautious person so I tend not to get myself into situations where my blunders get called out.
If they do, then I just lie
Well, recently my internet was off for like a week and after trying all I could from my end I called BT (my ISP) to get it sorted out. They told me it was a problem at the exchange and it would be fixed in a day or 2. It wasnt.
I called back asking them wtf they were doing and a few days lter they sent an engineer out.
Turns out that the exchange problem had been fixed when they said it would, and I whilst I was raging around trying to fix it from my end, I had accidentally put 2 micro-filters on my internet line instead of one, so no internet got through at all. Totally my fault. Hawkward!
That's my absolutely riveting contribution to this thread