I declare war on ___ with ___.

[Anti-American Eagle]

I declare war on counter strike with lag-ag-ag-ag-ag.

 

[Da Orky Man]

I declare war on boredom with The Witcher! Well, when it finally finishes downloading...

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on jack asses in CoD with the SPAZ 12! Hahaha!

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I declare war on mediocrity with Bastion.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on dwindling hard drive space with a bigger hard drive, which is unfortunately having war wage on it with lack of money.

 

[Neuromancer]

I declare war on eldrich god babies with a rhythm game.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I declare war on North Korea with an even more northern Korea.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on magazines with books.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

I declare war on darkness with sunlight.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I declare war on trolls with flamewars.
I of course survive the flamewar with my +1 enchanted flameshield.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I declare war on depression with optimism!

 

[thesilentman]

I declare war on work with some relaxation!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on silent with ice cream.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I declare war on cyanide and happiness with icecream and sadness...

 

[Dr.Susse]

I declare a war on good taste with Fox news.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on non-stabby things with stabby things.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I declare war on work with a two week notice!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on technology with a hammer.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

I declare war on war with hugs.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on carpets with a vacuum. Too bad my vacuum is old and being held together by tape. T_T