I declare war on ___ with ___.

[Anti-American Eagle]

I declare war on black with whit- wait a second.

I declare war on corpses with lye...

 

[thesilentman]

I declare war on the aliens with a Mac.

 

[Basement Cat]

I declare war on my belly with sit ups.

 

[MrCollins]

I declare war on adds with pub club membership

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the Earth with the sun.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I declare war on Humans with Ebola.

 

[Kae]

I declare war on @thesilentman with @DarkShadow144

 

[thesilentman]

I declare war on Kaleion with some very nicely positioned spikes.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I declare war on Twitter with spell-check!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on pizza with fire.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I declare war on Fijiman with fireballs shaped like pizza.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on cereal with milk.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I declare war on milk with bacteria and heat lamps.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I declare war on Anti-American Eagle for being anti-dairy! D:<

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on whoever is blowing shit up nearby with whatever they're blowing shit up with.

 

[thesilentman]

I declare war on Dark Souls and Ys with Steam!

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I declare war on Redlin for being pro dairy, with a fire hose... that sprays battery acid.

 

[Basement Cat]

I declare war on Anti-American Eagle for being anti-American with the George W. Bush fan club.[footnote]Oh, that's evil! Maybe I should mercy-kill him instead![/footnote]

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I declare war on copper zen with sane arguments and rational discussion.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on both of you with irrational, senseless gibberish.