I declare war on ___ with ___.

[Teoes]

I declare war on misbehaviour with Mr and Mrs Spank paying a short sharp trip to Bottyland.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on dentist offices with fuck you I'm beautiful.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on being beautiful with being FABULOUS.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on being sick with an intense hatred of being sick.

 

[Teoes]

I would declare war on mucous with several boxes of tissues and alcohol.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on wood with screws.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on whole/assembled items with a crowbar and power drill.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the internet with cat pictures.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on the next person to post in this thread that isn't myself or Fijiman, with Fijiman.

 

[Fijiman]

Well I declare war on the next person that isn't me or you with dancing bears.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on biding my time with eventual pancakes.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the strange taste in my mouth with nothing because nothing has worked so far.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on bad behaviour with spankings.

 

[God'sFist]

I declare war on the rating system with ultra everything video games and movies.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on pounding headaches with advil and a nap.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I declare war on hangover with water and time.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on Redlin5 with melon cannons.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on spambots with Topaz.

 

[Scarim Coral]

I declare war on my manager with an filled out application form to another store!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on 9:30 with 10:30.