I declare war on ___ with ___.

[Barbas]

I declare war on ham with bacon.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the declaration of war with an even bigger declaration of war.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on the floor with a dinosaur.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I declare war on big people with wicker furniture!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on sound files with bleepy sounds.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I declare war on the 4th wall with Deadpool!

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on your screen with unbelievable tearing.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I declare war on vegetables with fruit!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on tables with chairs.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on aliens with bio-weapons.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I declare war on your free time with TV Tropes!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on my bank account with bills.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on blood with fire.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I declare war on fire with water!

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on the circuitry with peanut butter!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I declare war on mimes with firehose.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on offspring with wombats.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I declare war on any who oppose me with the master exploder shout!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on whatever I was going to say with what I'm saying now.

 

[Barbas]

I declare on that one with this one.