I declare war on ___ with ___.

[thesilentman]

I declare war on assholes with Pyromancy.

EAT IT ASSHOLES!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I DECLARE WAR ON WHALES WITH NEONBOB!

I lately declare war on cephalopods as well. With Redlin, of course.

I declare war on lateness with Neonbob!

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I declare war on pyromancy with dihydrogen monoxide

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on dihydrogen monoxide with large blocks of carbon.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I declare holy war on Argentina with Magic

 

[Neonbob]

I declare war on time itself with my buddy Redlin!

 

[thesilentman]

I declare war on insomnia with Cave Story!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on motorcycles with hover bikes.

 

[Scarim Coral]

I declare war on sugar with salt!

 

[thesilentman]

I declare war war on fantasy with science fiction!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on something with something else.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I declare war on something else with even more vague statements

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on vague statements with pie.

 

[Dead Seerius]

I declare war on Captcha with ShinglesInfo!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on books with smaller books.

 

[thesilentman]

I declare war on life with death!

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I declare war on death with Mary Shelly's magic book of unscience

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on Anti-American Eagle with Pro-English Chicken.

 

[thesilentman]

I DECLARE WAR ON FORUM GAMES WITH LOGIC!!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the banhammer with... wait, what can one use to beat the banhammer?