I declare war on ___ with ___.

[Kevin Puszert]

Ha! Take that, "fun".

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on the Bush administration with shoes.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on Kevin with beagle.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on trees with caterpillars.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on sleep with not paying attention to the clock.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on mealtimes with my butt.

 

[EeveeElectro]

I declare war on cupcakes with nom noms!

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on fields of tulips with angry lions.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the post office with nothing.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on the post office with nothing.

I declare war on everything with the post office.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I declare war on customs.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on customers with a Thompson SMG.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on robots with a fancy sombrero.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on the future with terrible eating habits.

 

[pyramid head grape]

declare war on Time and Space with a Bear.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on elephants with mice.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on hard candies with soft candies.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on the TSA with the Duckwalk.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on even more robots with the power of the fro!

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on speech with sticky toffee pudding.