I don't get it.

[The Diabolical Biz]

My friend told me a joke the other day, terrible of course. It went:

Spoiler: What has a quiff and lives at the bottom of the sea?

Elvis Prawn!

I gave him a kind of stony, blank stare before getting on with my business.

So, Escapist, what jokes, anecdotes, programs, (anything really), do you not get, and why?

 

[Jaranja]

That one.

Couldn't you say it about everything?

Spoiler: What has a quiff and lives in a field?

Elvis Cow

 

[Torrasque]

Women, magnets, and religions.

How/why do they work?

 

[The Diabolical Biz]

That one.

Couldn't you say it about everything?

Spoiler: What has a quiff and lives in a field?

Elvis Cow

Exactly! At first I thought it was something to do with prawns looking a bit like quiffs, but that's a pathetic explanation at best

 

[Something Amyss]

Women, magnets, and religions.

How/why do they work?

Don't forget the tides. I mean, they come in and out regularly without a hitch. How does that work?

...Bill O'Riley, not ICP, but still.

 

[Jaranja]

That one.

Couldn't you say it about everything?

Spoiler: What has a quiff and lives in a field?

Elvis Cow

Exactly! At first I thought it was something to do with prawns looking a bit like quiffs, but that's a pathetic explanation at best

I rethought the joke for you, though:

Spoiler: What has a quiff and lives at the bottom of the sea?

The King Prawn

 

[Torrasque]

Women, magnets, and religions.

How/why do they work?

Don't forget the tides. I mean, they come in and out regularly without a hitch. How does that work?

...Bill O'Riley, not ICP, but still.

Tides are easy. The gravity of the moon effects the water on the earth, causing it to bulge outward.
You can see effect yourself by putting an uncooked egg into a microwave for 5 minutes.

 

[The Diabolical Biz]

That one.

Couldn't you say it about everything?

Spoiler: What has a quiff and lives in a field?

Elvis Cow

Exactly! At first I thought it was something to do with prawns looking a bit like quiffs, but that's a pathetic explanation at best

I rethought the joke for you, though:

Spoiler: What has a quiff and lives at the bottom of the sea?

The King Prawn

It's an improvement for sure, but there's not much one could do to help that joke, terrible as it is

 

[beniki]

A: You know what sucks?

B: Vacuum

A:...
You know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?

B: Black hole.

A: -.-
You know what's not cool?

B: Lava

 

[Jaranja]

That one.

Couldn't you say it about everything?

Spoiler: What has a quiff and lives in a field?

Elvis Cow

Exactly! At first I thought it was something to do with prawns looking a bit like quiffs, but that's a pathetic explanation at best

I rethought the joke for you, though:

Spoiler: What has a quiff and lives at the bottom of the sea?

The King Prawn

It's an improvement for sure, but there's not much one could do to help that joke, terrible as it is

At least the redo makes sense.

 

[The Diabolical Biz]

That one.

Couldn't you say it about everything?

Spoiler: What has a quiff and lives in a field?

Elvis Cow

Exactly! At first I thought it was something to do with prawns looking a bit like quiffs, but that's a pathetic explanation at best

I rethought the joke for you, though:

Spoiler: What has a quiff and lives at the bottom of the sea?

The King Prawn

It's an improvement for sure, but there's not much one could do to help that joke, terrible as it is

At least the redo makes sense.

Aye, true that. My point was more that the premise was so bad that it's basically impossible to improve on

 

[Something Amyss]

Women, magnets, and religions.

How/why do they work?

Don't forget the tides. I mean, they come in and out regularly without a hitch. How does that work?

...Bill O'Riley, not ICP, but still.

Tides are easy. The gravity of the moon effects the water on the earth, causing it to bulge outward.
You can see effect yourself by putting an uncooked egg into a microwave for 5 minutes.

At least tell me you were TRYING to make me facedesk.

 

[Torrasque]

Women, magnets, and religions.

How/why do they work?

Don't forget the tides. I mean, they come in and out regularly without a hitch. How does that work?

...Bill O'Riley, not ICP, but still.

Tides are easy. The gravity of the moon effects the water on the earth, causing it to bulge outward.
You can see effect yourself by putting an uncooked egg into a microwave for 5 minutes.

At least tell me you were TRYING to make me facedesk.

Nah, its true bro!
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