I don't get this joke. Its really sciency or something....

[whatdoyouthink]

OH MY GAWD!!! THAT IS SO FUCKIN FUNNY!!!!

 

[Duskwaith]

*must resist Fallout 3 nuclear jokes"

Its not suppose to be a joke me thinks

 

[Poomanchu745]

How many Chicago school of Economics students does it take to unscrew a lightbulb?
None, the lightbulb will change itself when it needs to be changed.

BAM! Economics joke for the world to suck on!

 

[Kuchinawa212]

I'm just going to go "SCIENCE!" and move on, if you don't mind...

SCIENCE! Saying it twice makes it twice as smarterer then before!

 

[lwm3398]

Hahaha.

Yeah, I'll be killing you first.

Bullshit. I already have 4 snipers on him, as well as my crack team of ninjas.

Wait... Isn't this joke stolen from The Big Bang Theory? I recall Sheldon saying that to Penny.

 

[Contun]

But Doctor, wouldn't that cause a parabolic destabilization of the fission singularity?

Fallout 3, right?

 

[p3t3r]

whats the difference between your mom and a horse?

Spoiler

ones a 400 pound mammal and the other is a horse

i like that joke better

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

Wait, what does that have to do with elephants? WHAT HAPPENED TO THE ELEPHANT?!

 

[KarmicToast]

I've heard that joke before, but it began "how do you tell the difference between" rather than "what's the difference between" and so was funny...

I know this joke. He has it correct, you or whomever told you this joke misquoted it. The joke is that you would perform an extremely complicated sounding scientific procedure to tell the difference between two things that are clearly different. this joke is sometimes used by science students who are asked to do "silly" experiments in class, such as chemically proving tin is different than water, etc.

Case Closed.

 

[Zykon TheLich]

Your kidding right it's not a joke it's the name of a lecture and then what the lecture is about. It's like "failing and you: a beginners guide to reading comprehension"

This. It's not a joke, it's a title.

These guys get it.

 

[benoitowns]

But Doctor, wouldn't that cause a parabolic destabilization of the fission singularity?

.
Fallout 3 G.O.A.T. quotes eh?

Yeah, up yours to buddy!

I'm not your buddy, Guy!

 

[T-Bone24]

That's not a joke, the question isn't answered...

 

[Fbuh]

Why do elephants paint their toenails red? To hide inn the cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? No? Well, there you go.

On an unrelated note:

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I have five penises." The doctor asks "How do you pants fit?" The man responds "Like a glove."

 

[mikecoulter]

Hahah, that's brilliant...

0_o

 

[Irridium]

But Doctor, wouldn't that cause a parabolic destabilization of the fission singularity?

.
Fallout 3 G.O.A.T. quotes eh?

Yeah, up yours to buddy!

I'm not your buddy, Guy!

I'm not your guy, friend!

 

[Latinidiot]

the joke isn't explained

because there is no spo-JOKE

 

[The Shade]

Well I don't know about this one... I think one looses a electron...

yeah I'm positive, one lost a electron

>_>

[sub]I see what you did there.[/sub]

 

[ThePreshFrince]

A neutron walks into a bar. "How much for a drink?" To which the bartender responds, "For you, no charge."

 

[cynicalandbored]

I've heard that joke before, but it began "how do you tell the difference between" rather than "what's the difference between" and so was funny...

This person's nailed it. It's supposed to start with "How do you tell the difference between...?" Then it makes sense and is funny.

 

[benoitowns]

But Doctor, wouldn't that cause a parabolic destabilization of the fission singularity?

.
Fallout 3 G.O.A.T. quotes eh?

Yeah, up yours to buddy!

I'm not your buddy, Guy!

I'm not your guy, friend!

I'm not your friend, buddy!