I don't understand why thats even there

[Mcupobob]

So I'm doing my laundry and on the dryer I noticed some options on it that don't really make any sense. It goes like this

Very dry(Its like wearing a desert)
more dry( It needs to be dryer dammit!)
Normal dry(pssh normal)
less dry(To make it feel like you just got hit by a sprinkler a couple of times)
Damp dry(For those who like to feel like they just stepped out of a heavy rain)

So escapist you've ever noticed any weird options in your day to day life? That makes you wonder who they hell actually uses them?

 

[DefunctTheory]

Um... all those are useful.

Damp dry is for things that should be line dried, but you want to cut some time out. Less dry is more or less the same. Normal and more are for normal loads that don't absorb much water. Very dry is for comforters and such that the devil himself would have problems drying out.

I've used all of those options.

A better question is why bacon doesn't come standard on all sandwiches.

 

[Woodsey]

Sometimes I wonder why all my amps go to 11.

 

[Mcupobob]

Um... all those are useful.

Damp dry is for things that should be line dried, but you want to cut some time out. Less dry is more or less the same. Normal and more are for normal loads that don't absorb much water. Very dry is for comforters and such that the devil himself would have problems drying out.

I've used all of those options.

A better question is why bacon doesn't come standard on all sandwiches.

Really? Hmm, I guess it my damn man mind getting in the way. Though I only just recently figured out the cursed machines.

And yes I agree why isn't bacon on everything?

 

[Mr Thin]

The toothpick jars we own have a sliding cap that allows you to select between one hole and five holes to shake the toothpicks out of.

Why is this? Has anyone ever needed more than one toothpick at any given time? What possible situation could a person find themselves in where their need for multiple toothpicks is so great they decide to use the multiple-hole setting, and yet don't have enough time to simply shake several out of the single hole, or even just take the lid off and grab a few?

It is a mystery to me.

 

[DefunctTheory]

Sometimes I wonder why all my amps go to 11.

Did you buy your amps in the Imperium, where they have Patron Saints of 'Up to Eleven?'

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UpToEleven

The toothpick jars we own have a sliding cap that allows you to select between one hole and five holes to shake the toothpicks out of.

Why is this? Has anyone ever needed more than one toothpick at any given time? What possible situation could a person find themselves in where their need for multiple toothpicks is so great they decide to use the multiple-hole setting, and yet don't have enough time to simply shake several out of the single hole, or even just take the lid off and grab a few?

It is a mystery to me.

Again, I'm that guy. Sometime I like to grab a handful on my way out.

Am I going to be 'that guy' for every example?