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Trippy Turtle

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Tear gas a dog... I don't know about this. Who would believe someone would just go and kill a stray dog? Take it to the pound maybe but killing seems a bit too far. Thinking from the robbers point of view I wouldn't have thought you would have believed it.
 

mysecondlife

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The story didn't make sense to me. But that's a good conjob right there.

edit:
Ode to Oda said:
Now I can only afford a 360 which really annoys me.
Haha. Now that's funny.
 

Kinguendo

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Why would they use tear gas? All you have to do is either tranq the dog or put some meat in a cage so the dog can be transported safely out of you attic... also, how the fuck did a dog get in you attic?
 

idarkphoenixi

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A dog? Up in the attic?

Assuming this is actually true you had it coming for believing that shit. People don't just walk up to your house and tell you to get out while they tear gas it. In fact, I'm pretty sure tear gas isn't used at all when it comes to animal control.

The thieves get +1 point for creativity though.
 

SilentCom

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Haz-mat suits? Tear gas? Dogs in your attic? Lol wut?

I would expect animal control or a dog catcher or something instead of haz-mat suits.
 

TheTurtleMan

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That's what you get for answering the front door. So long as you didn't order something awesome yourself, the only possible outcome of the scenario is disappointment and heartbreak. It's important to look on the jadeddy side of life.

Also, what the hell was a dog doing in your attic?
 

keideki

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Ode to Oda said:
People wearing haz-mat suits came to my door, and told me to wait outside because they had to tear-gas out the stray dog in my attic. I have an dog in my attic so I believed them. 30 minutes later they walked out with "bags of animal carcasses," which I later find out to be my ps3, wii, dvd player, and a bunch of jewelry. Didn't think that robberies could be so planned, but now my parents are mad at me. Now I can only afford a 360 which really annoys me.
Cannot tell if troll or just stupid....

no seriously guys... I can't tell..

*pffft*
 

Fijiman

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Not one of your better days, was it? I still really have to agree with most of the others here that you should have caught them when thy just showed up in hazmat suits wanting to tear gas a dog out of your attic and that you should have asked for documentation or a license before letting them in your house.
Ode to Oda said:
Now I can only afford a 360 which really annoys me.
And what's wrong with the 360?
 

Charli

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I was nearly to the end of the first page waiting for the trololol posts, I did a 'phew' near the end. Close call. Seriously? Cool story I guess.
 

staika

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.......Why do you have a dog in your attic? That makes absolutely no sense. Oh wait I see this is a troll thread. Bravo OP, you made me think there for a second XD

On the off chance this is legit. If you are dumb enough to fall for that then yeah you deserve to get your shit stolen XD
 

Syzygy23

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Ode to Oda said:
People wearing haz-mat suits came to my door, and told me to wait outside because they had to tear-gas out the stray dog in my attic. I have an dog in my attic so I believed them. 30 minutes later they walked out with "bags of animal carcasses," which I later find out to be my ps3, wii, dvd player, and a bunch of jewelry. Didn't think that robberies could be so planned, but now my parents are mad at me. Now I can only afford a 360 which really annoys me.
Next time, ask for identification. Also, did you know that ANYBODY can buy a hazmat suit? Same thing with lab coats! You have no idea how many peoples lives I've ruined by telling them they could trust my advice because I was a scientist/doctor.
 

Madara XIII

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I don't know if this is real or not, but I can't stop laughing at the thought!

BAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHA OH GOD!! Priceless.

I apologize if this really happened,but seriously WTF
 

sgt. soap mctavish

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This is possibly the most improbable sounding encounter i have ever heard in my life. Yet I will give the robbers this, they REALLY managed to think out the box.
 

Dethenger

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I'd hesitate to call that theft. They worked hard for that shit. How convincingly must they have presented themselves for you to just let them in? It'd have to be more natural than a flat poker face. And the costumes? Shit, that would cost way more than a ski mask and a knife. That was no robbery. That was a heist.
 

Erana

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Redlin5 said:
Z of the Na said:
...the lot of you know this is false and the OP is a troll, right?
The people continue to believe it. I'm quite incredulous about this whole scenario.

In other words this is in order. [http://www.gifsoup.com/view/1028266/successful-troll-o.gif]
But... I don't get it. Is it really trolling when people are being very respectful and considerate of each other? It sounds more like a "I switched the coke for PEPSI, lol" friendly teasing.

Isn't the point of trolling to whip up a ruckus, or is this a new breed of much less offensive trolls?
I mean, I honestly don't mind it so much; if they're getting just as many kicks from posting this as being inflammatory jerk, this is an improvement for everyone.
 

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Trippy Turtle said:
Tear gas a dog... I don't know about this. Who would believe someone would just go and kill a stray dog? Take it to the pound maybe but killing seems a bit too far. Thinking from the robbers point of view I wouldn't have thought you would have believed it.
Really? Out of everything , THAT is what seems odd to you?

OT : i don't know if this really happened , but i sure hope so! It will make a great drinking story .