Ohh why do you torture me? All those fucking unwanted memories of rogue erections that I've had, YOU MONSTAH! WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?!
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Pancake
I find that offensive!
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I find that offensive! Just because I've never been able to correctly spell "sereal" or know when to use "cerial" or.. that other one.. doesn't mean you get to call me Retard McSpackypants whilst paddling my bare bum with a cricket bat and flinging eggs at me! Meany poo-poo-head!
Hello Kitty phone cover
Hello Kitty phone cover
Why the hell would you mention something so useless?? Are you stupid or something? OMFG, YOU'RE SUCH AN ASS!!! Quit trying to irritate others!!!
Now, pens. Those you can do something with.
Now, pens. Those you can do something with.
(Eevee's going to be pissed when she gets here and realises you slagged her phone cover, hoo boy! HAR! Mission accomplished.)
Pens? You mean those things the big boys at school used to fire spitwads at me? Fie on pens! A pox on pens! If a quill and inkpot was good enough in the olden days it's good enough for me!
Quesadillas
Pens? You mean those things the big boys at school used to fire spitwads at me? Fie on pens! A pox on pens! If a quill and inkpot was good enough in the olden days it's good enough for me!
Quesadillas
You bring mexican food to the table?! YOU KNOW I CANT EAT THAT SHIT! My stomach cannot handle it! You twat, you *****, YOU FRANKLY DISGUST ME!
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Keyboard
I was gonna post something but couldn't think of anything witty to say, so I left it for someone else who wouldn't understand the joke >.>Teoes said:
OT: Are... are you sneakily calling me a slut? Easy come do I? And easy go? Are you saying I drop my knickers for anyone? YOU ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Toast.
Sir, are you telling me that the physical property of gravity was only made to make fun of my weight.
That is highly offensive to all the cushy men of this Earth!
That is highly offensive to all the cushy men of this Earth!
Look, for fuck sake. The rules of this thread aren't complicated. But no, you come in here regardless and fuck them up completely, not leaving me something to get offended by! Sweet Zombie Jesus, what an idiot. Get out. Out of my thread, now.
A pair of someone else's pants found down the back of a radiator.
A pair of someone else's pants found down the back of a radiator.
ARE YOU SAYING MY BOYFRIENDS CHEATING ON ME? YOU DICKHEAD
I'd say your girlfriends cheating on YOU but I'm too busy getting fucked by her
PS she's now a lesbian HA.
Dancing!
I'd say your girlfriends cheating on YOU but I'm too busy getting fucked by her
PS she's now a lesbian HA.
Dancing!
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You SickTaco! You should be banned! Everyone knows that all children commit 3 murders per day and it's all thanks to them video games. You think anyone murdered anyone else before Pac-Man? NO! What kind of irresponsible idiot are you?
Transgender equality.
Transgender equality.
The moon? What, like the moon is more interesting than this beaaaauuuutiful planet we're already on?! I'm so sick of idiots who can't appreciate what we have and are looking for something (boring) like the damn moon!
Our lovely planet Earth!
Our lovely planet Earth!
I find that offensive! Earth is another word for dirt and my big brother used to shove dirt in my face, give me a wedgie and call me a smelly poo-poo-pants. My wedding was supposed to be a happy day, dammit. Thanks a bunch for reminding me. >:[
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