I find that offensive!

[Fijiman]

You douche. Only asshole would do such a thing.

hello

 

[Barbas]

You douche. Only asshole would do such a thing.

hello

You do realise what you've just said? "Hell" with an "o" on the end. Just what are you implying?

 

[Fijiman]

You give me nothing? Nothing?! You absolute bastard! I hope you rot in the deepest depths of hell for that!

man on the moon

 

[Gaius Livius]

You give me nothing? Nothing?! You absolute bastard! I hope you rot in the deepest depths of hell for that!

man on the moon

I find that notion to be rather crass and offensive. How dare you advocate the idea that such an event occured.

I love you more than anything and nothing will ever change that.

 

[Barbas]

You're suffocating me, you clingy bastard!

Doge

 

[someguyfromhell666]

How dare you spell the word "dog" wrong! Do you realize how many civilizations you will destroy with them being confused at that word, just because you're too stupid to spell "dog" correctly!?

I am a very big fan of Bach.

 

[Teoes]

Do you realise where Bach came from? Germany! Do you know who else came from Germany? Hitler. Rot in hell, you Nazi bastard.

Godwin's Law

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Godwin's Law means promoting Hitler as the go to dictator joke when Stalin was clearly worse and therefore needs to be brought up more often! I cannot believe you would mention that around me!

Snickers

 

[EeveeElectro]

SNICKERS? They contain nuts and I'm allergic! Just reading the word is making me break out! Be more considerate you arse!

Potatoes.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

You gave me potatoes in the shoe! Man fuck you, I wanted candy!

Tooth

 

[Fijiman]

A tooth killed my neighbors you insensitive douche waffle.

super shoes

 

[Drummodino]

Super shoes were the death of my guinea pig.

Pogo stick.

 

[EeveeElectro]

Pogo stick? I can't keep my balance on those things! Thanks for reminding me I'm useless!

a duvet.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Anything that makes a tired, early morning Redlin look it up in the dictionary is offensive! AWAY WITH YOU!

Ducks.

 

[Teoes]

I find that offensive! When people say "duck", really they're just looking for a word that rhymes with "fuck". I'm off to confess my sins for using such language.

Llamas.

[footnote]I'm chuffed that not only is this thread still going but that Redlin just gave it props! Wub you Redlin :3[/footnote]

 

[Barbas]

A Llama tried to eat my hat once. How dare you bring those buck-toothed bastards into what was, presumably, at some point, a decent and moderate discussion!

Tree roots.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Ninjas killed my posse one day while we were just relaxing by the saloon.


How dare you make me relive that.

Pears.

 

[Barbas]

A pear once tricked me into thinking it was an apple. How could you dig up such unpleasant treachery?

Luigi.

 

[Elfgore]

Luigi? Luigi?! His favorite color is green! Green is the color of Satan! Stay away fowl demon!

Raisins.

 

[username sucks]

Why would you torture and starve a grape only to eat it as a snack?! You monster.

Piano