I give you a _____

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I use it to blow up a small city.

I give you a gun with no bullets.

 

[Anima the Aeon]

I throw it at you.

I give you a tooth.

 

[Lambi]

I break it.

I give you a magical paintbrush.

 

[Dango]

I paint a starfish.

I give you a pat on the back.

 

[Nouw]

I enjoy it but get creeped out at the same time.

I give you the power level of Son Goku...when he was born!