I give you a printer that makes a working copy of whatever you print. What do you do?

[Mr.Numbers]

I am a genie. I grant you three wishes.
Our first wish you accidentally "Wish I knew what to wish for"
Your second wish is "I wish I didn't just say that out loud"

Your third wish is the magic printer to grant all the wishes you SHOULD have wished. Anything you can photoshop, find in a video game or search in google images you can make, as long as it's not alive. This means NO PORN, guys and girls .

So what do you print? I reckon for myself the Crysis suit and the Portal gun/Spring shoes. Of course a couple of 1-up mushrooms "Just in case". And if I get bored, TIME TRAIN from back to the future 3.

What are your ideas? What would you print?

 

[Mr Pantomime]

I would print missile codes. Then that would give me working missile codes. And I could use them to power missiles....yeah i dont know how missiles work.

If I cant have that, Id print a whole lot of electronic equipment and a set of screwdrivers. Then I could take it all apart, and I could have any thing I wanted to take apart.

 

[neon flame]

I print the lamp from Aladdin. Yay loopholes

 

[Mr.Numbers]

I print the lamp from Aladdin. Yay loopholes

Yeah I guess...You'd get a very nice lamp... But you wouldn't get the Genie you realize? Nothing alive. Nice try

 

[moretimethansense]

NO PORN,

Awwwww.

The Soul Reaver, A lightsaber, Tatsumasa, the Dragon's Fang, a load of cool fictional weapons I guess.
Ooh and a big pile of money.

 

[Kirkby]

Id print off all my coursework for the next couple of years and the next set of exams im going to sit (i assume that it can print the future) failing that id print off a helicopter because a) seeing a helicopter come out of a printer would b interesting to say the least and b) can you think of a better way to travel short distances?

 

[Gentleman_Reptile]

A fleet of the "Battle Engine Aquilas".

Anyone who played that game knows why you would want one.

 

[Mr.Numbers]

Is there no nobler cause than counterfeiting?

Okay now that that's been said, try to keep it original I'm gonna leave this for about 8 hours now so TRY to keep this under control

The only rule is nothing ALIVE. And no necrophilia either, please?

 

[DSEZ]

dante's rebellion and ebony and ivory

and every album i ever wanted

and some food im hungry

and a few new shirts

 

[dududf]

I'd print out 3 wishing stars at once.

Yay loopholes

 

[Stoic raptor]

NO PORN

Goddamnit

I guess I would print all the games, consoles, money, food.
Wait, food?

I could end world hunger!
Could we print more magic printer?

 

[Kukakkau]

Money

Early copies of all games as soon as they are finished

Clothes so they always fit and I never have to go clothes shopping again (cringe)

A much better computer

I'm just gonna keep going on till I run out of printer paper here...

 

[Scarim Coral]

I would print out a Gundam although I would have to put the printer in a field.

 

[JokerCrowe]

Portal Gun. Think of the possibilities!

Spoiler

I really don't think I need anything else...

EDIT:

Money, never would i have money problems again.

Hmm.. You say that now....
[sub]*cough*inflation!*cough*[/sub]

 

[Pips]

TARDIS, baby! Oh yeah!

This plan would, however, be doomed if, as some people say, the TARDIS is actually alive. In that case I guess I'd print a million dollars, a cure for cancer and a helicopter.

 

[Thaluikhain]

The obvious:

More printers that make working copies of things. And past the singularity we go.

 

[Super Toast]

A lightsaber. And that totally awesome desktop I built on the Origin PC website.

 

[TheComedown]

Money, never would i have money problems again.

 

[PastTheFeeling]

Oooh, I don't know. A working Playstation will do right now.

 

[GeorgW]

Aw man, you ruined my answer immediatly with the NO PORN thing...
Then I guess everything? I mean, why limit myself? I'd probably start with Enterprise J and an iron man suit or something.