I give you a printer that makes a working copy of whatever you print. What do you do?

[WittyName]

Aside from money and a Portal gun, I'd go for a suit of Terminator power armour (bet you didn't see that coming...) plus the Storm shield and Thunder hammer to go with it.

 

[crazyfoxdemon]

Hmm.. I like your 1up idea.. So after a couple dozen of those..

I'd get: A portal gun, Gundam Deathsythe, and an army of of the robots from 'I Robot' that would be under my complete control, and the nuclear launch codes for every nation on Earth..

After getting these items, I would then proceed with world domination... All who join me can pilot mechs..

 

[Swaki]

wine, cigs and falafel, i really cant think of anything else i would need that i cant get from my computer, maybe make the perfect magic deck...

Damn, i gotta have to role-play to give an interesting answer, i would print potatoes, millions of them and give them out for free to everyone, because honestly, fuck potatoes farmers, they think they are soooo special because they decide who gets potatoes and who doesn't, i think its time to take down the potato dictatorship and i will be the face of the revolution.

 

[fix-the-spade]

Gold bars, Diamonds, Titanium and a weather control machine.

First I'm going to get rich, then I'm going to drown China, then after I've fone that I'm going to use the land as agricultural space and housing for most of Africa, which I'll turn into a massive nature reserve.

Everybody wins*

*except for, y'know, the chinese, but hey, this is my dumb fantasy!

 

[chuckman1]

A bunch of awesome weapons
Every game I've ever wanted
Tons and tons of Earthbound stuff
Every game console ever
A pill that would teach me every language ever
MONEY
POWER
RESPECT

 

[Foxbat Flyer]

Portal gun, my own airbus A380, a piper archer or something, monies, foods and drink and lastly a multi-billion dollar company that is fully functioning that produces awesome in large serves, instead of them little serves other companies provide...

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

This means NO PORN, guys and girls .

That post is very effective against living things!

But RE jokes aside, I'd get me some sweet-ass mechs from either Battletech or Omega Boost.

 

[Canid117]

Gold Bars.

 

[Tharwen]

I'd print an ordinary printer that actually prints when you want it to.

Imagine the possibilities!

 

[Lexodus]

Scarlett Johanssen's corpse is out of the question then?
I actually don't know. Perhaps a cloning machine so I CAN get things that are alive? Like... an army of me?
And a real printer, of course. I've needed one for two years now D:

 

[dakorok]

Solar panels. Free renewable energy FTW.
Also, Food and water every now and again.
Maybe guns and ammo.

Hell, I'd use it for whatever I'd need to survive a zombie uprising.

 

[Mr. Google]

Whoa, a printer that actually works?! I'd start by printing my project's AutoCAD material.

...Wait, this thing does more? Uh, in that case, I'd print a working printer. As in, a printer that worked.

No paper jams, no connection problems, no taking fifteen minutes to warm up, no color "correction" screw ups, and no asking me for ink every two days!

That TMD glove from Singularity would be pretty nifty, too.

And even if it did ask for ink on a frequent basis you could always...print some more ink.... *claps in the background*

 

[Pyrokinesis1019]

A ring/amulet/small thing that creates anything I want, living or not.
The laws of physics, nature, etc. in some sort of modifiable source code, and some easy to use dev tools for them on my laptop.
Marneus Calgar's Terminator armor, without the bling, and with a chainfist and heavy flamer on one arm.
The most awesome stuff from WH40K, Star Wars, so much good stuff to choose from!

 

[Chimpzy_v1legacy]

I would use it to create an arena with a caged ring and then I'd copy celebrities.

It'd be like 'Celebrity Deathmatch', but very, very real.

 

[Macgyvercas]

A lightsaber, a blaster rifle, a Lancer assault rifle, a BFG-9000, the TMD from Singularity, the plasma cutter from Dead Space, the gravity gun, the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device, lots of money, and Frostmourne.

EDIT: Oh, and one of the mechs from either Neon Genesis: Evangelion or Code Geass.

 

[DudeistBelieve]

A fleshlight.

I'd love me one of those. A light made out of flesh.

Funny you should say that sir. Today I was just thinking how they should make a model of fleshlight that actually functions as a Flashlight

 

[Havok-Man]

I'd print a RIG becasue I want a glowing spine that has inventory
then a CEC engineering suit and most of the deadspace 2 armoury
then maybe a marker to get some necromophs

oh second though how about just the RIG and a plasma cutter I'm not in the mood to have my limbs torn off by ravernus undead aliens
or maybe just a deadspace 2 t-shirt yes that one seems to be the safest option here

 

[Mr.Numbers]

Some absolutely creative responses here, but to the people who so far mentioned oil: You now have the ability to produce infinite clean energy for free.

May I remind you that Portal Gun+ Niagra falls + Water Wheel=Infinite power?

And to the people saying infinite power generators: Sure that's great, but what about for you personally...Iron Man chest piece perhaps? XD I dunno just throwing ideas around.

Can you guys imagine printing off a Troll Science pic and it came true?