i got in trouble today

[Dxz5roxg]

One time I took like five bucks worth of stuff from the little student store thing they let me run. It's a long story but I was misinformed and thought I was aloud to keep all this little kids change as long as I spent it at the student store. I just got sent to the principal and told her I'd give the money back if she found the kid.

 

[Wolfy1328]

My teachers found an old world war two drawing i drew practically a million years ago, and they told my mom i was an insane psychopath who would be the next columbine.

no lie, srsly.

 

[Calico93]

Me and a few mates used to go on the roof at nights
Was the most fun ever, lasted a good solid year of doing it
Then one night there was a few of us playing manhunt on the roofs, some guys noticed a police car come in the front entrance (i was oblivious i was at the back)
And the next thing i see is a mate sprinting across the yard then some policeman running after him (at that point my jaw dropped and i literally froze)
Me and one other mate legged it im assuming the others did too, eventually police rounded us up and we got a rate bollocking from a health and safety guy who looks alot like luigi.

Needless to say, one of the most badass and enjoyable things ive ever done. In school, well on school, leaping around the roofs was amazing. And the jumping off the roof into a bush was also mega awesome.

 

[willsham45]

I was a good little boy
my brother however is having a hard time...the teachers pick on him because he is popular and very good at starting trends.
If he does something before long everyone will be doing it so he gets told off a lot for uniform a lot more for a lot less than the others, even on none school uniform days

 

[Marter]

I once got sent to the office because I kicked a door. The janitor sent me there.

As soon as I got there, they told me to leave, as I wasn't actually in trouble.

Still scared me a bit though.

 

[TheLiham]

Being accused of threatening a girl with a knife and got moved to a different school ¬¬

 

[sms_117b]

I was almost expelled from Primary school, fighting, threw a stone at another boys eye, broke someones glasses, I was a little horror apparently.

 

[freedomweasel]

Would you like a hug?, 50 cents a hug, 10 cent for a firm handshake, dont argue with the prices i need to stay competitive!.

Hmm...No actually, im a expert at weasling out of any trouble i get into, my teacher once jokingly remarked that "You are like Pavlov's Dog" i agree with his assesment

What do pavlov's dogs have to do with getting out of trouble?

OT: in 7th grade or so someone had the same wrong answer as I did on a quiz so we got in trouble for cheating. Pretty much bullshit. I mean yeah, odd coincidence, but we didn't even sit near each other in class... Yeah I didn't get in trouble much.

 

[nofear220]

Well last year I got in trouble for something I didnt do. The stability of my school board's network infrastructure sucks, and a lot of files (like school work) are randomly erased from students accounts. I had a computer science course second period and apparently the kid who used the computer before me in first period had all his work erased and he was too much of an idiot to keep a back up of all his stuff. They said that I had deleted his work the day before after he left his account logged in by accident... wtf?

 

[Daffy F]

I had my Civics/Careers teacher lecture me once about how the Bible isn't a religious text when I said that it is.

Uhm... What?

Oh Dear.... Teacher Fail.
I've always wondered how some people can be allowed to teach whilst being so ignorant.

 

[Oh That Dude]

Well I was almost silently helping the guy sitting next to me with a french question when the teacher has a go for shouting out. Almost landed me in an afterschool detention simply for the amount of times I've been told off for absolutely trivial shit like that. And then now and then I'll get actually angry and either join the crowd taking the piss or just sleep.

 

[DanielO]

I broke a teachers foot by falling on her with a chair and table, I called the gym teacher a moron. That's it.

 

[DanielO]

Never got punished for anything, too.

 

[Alexander Petrosino]

Called my teacher fat, that's about it. My mother worked in the office at the time. So instead of seeing the principal, I saw my mother.

 

[Section Crow]

I once hit someone's face into a metal pole when i was in primary and soon after that put into an anger management class...

wasn't that bad to be honest, we got milk and biscuits!

 

[MetaKnight19]

The most trouble I got into wasn't at school, but at college when I sent a rather, let's say inappropriate e-mail to my old headmaster at my old secondary school. I found his picture on the school's website, cut his head out and pasted it around a PowerPoint slide, and wrote in massive letters that he 'does inappropriate things' to horses, and animated his head to bob left and right to some stock music. Stupidly, I used my college e-mail account *facepalm*, so they simply traced it back and I got a very stern, very loud telling-off from the vice principal.

EDIT : Just remembered that in secondary school, I got into a small bit of trouble for saying a substitute teachers face looked like a pancake.

 

[FinalHeart95]

In 5th grade I needed a styrofoam tray for art, but I forgot it. No big deal, since the art teacher specifically asked for people to bring extra styrofoam trays in case someone forgot.
The next day I get called to the office during my lunch, and get a lecture (along with others who were there for the same reason) about how irresponsible and other crap that I can't remember. Basically, I missed my whole lunch and I starved. This was back when I had a RECESS I could miss by the way, which I came back just in time for. I didn't actually get disciplined with a suspension, or even detention, but I was still starved.

To put it simply, my mom was livid. I've never seen her so mad at a teacher. Ever. She's usually the sane mom that sees it in the teacher's point of view too.

Not the most trouble I've gotten in, but the most ridiculous thing I've gotten a lecture for ever. By far.

 

[DSEZ]

that sucks man

OT:i threw a desk at a teacher before didnt get suspened or even in trouble the teacher didnt say anything cause of what he said to me that made me throw the desk

 

[Pandalisk]

Would you like a hug?, 50 cents a hug, 10 cent for a firm handshake, dont argue with the prices i need to stay competitive!.

Hmm...No actually, im a expert at weasling out of any trouble i get into, my teacher once jokingly remarked that "You are like Pavlov's Dog" i agree with his assesment

What do pavlov's dogs have to do with getting out of trouble?

OT: in 7th grade or so someone had the same wrong answer as I did on a quiz so we got in trouble for cheating. Pretty much bullshit. I mean yeah, odd coincidence, but we didn't even sit near each other in class... Yeah I didn't get in trouble much.

Similar to how Pavlov's dog salivates when a bell is rung because of the assumed prospect of food, i will imediatly say sorry if the teacher so much as looks at me funny or utters his mouth to speak in the prospect of dodging the metaphorical bullet regardless if that was his intent.

The word sorry has lost all meaning and has simply become a natural immediate reaction for me.

I will also say sorry if the teacher raises his voice at anyone in the class even when his voice was aimed at someone else, its just a natural reaction

I also say sorry at sudden loud noises such as books landing on a desk or the loud slamming of a door.

And amazingly it gets me out of trouble, hence why i mentioned it.