I had a guy call me the Anti-Christ today. What did you do?

Eleima

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The Anti-Christ? Seriously? That guy needs to tone it down.

Well, what did I do, hum... I had very little sleep, fed and dressed my child, dropped him off at daycare, and then proceeded to go to work where I fulfilled my role as a productive member of society. Sounds pretty boring when I put it that way.

Phasmal said:
Well, I've not done anything today cause it's pretty early.
But yesterday I went to the doctors - apparently I looked nice. Because some guys leaned out of a car to yell at me on the way there and a dude in the waiting room wouldn't stop staring at me.
Like proper staring. It was kind of creepy.

I don't get that when I'm out with my boyfriend. This was the first time I'd been somewhere without him in a while. So I'm not sure if it's a compliment or what.
Wow, that sounds really, really creepy. The guys leaning out of the car can be explained by you looking great and them being boys, but the staring... That's just downright uncomfortable and weird. :(
 

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What, exactly, are you planning to get, a pilot's license? Holy shit that's excessive. I could save you nine hours of driving around aimlessly.
Regular car. Class B.
The government has this vision of being able to reduce traffic accidents drastically over the next years.
This particular bit is step 4.1.2: Driving in highway environments and overtaking.
The main purpose is to learn about how to overtake others and when it's appropriate.
Getting on the highway:

1: turn onto ramp
2: Fucking floor it! Fuck gas mileage, fuck smoothness, you need 100% throttle here. Get up to roughly highway speed.
3: Lift off at 65MPH, or at the curve, whichever comes first
4: Merge
5: ???
6: You're on the highway!
Sorry, I didn't mean motorways. When I said 'highway', this is the kind of environment I was thinking of:
We call it a "landevei" in Norway, but it's hard to find suitable translations for those kinds of terms so I just went with 'highway'.

(And if I drove at 65 mph I'd be pulled over)

And I'm sorry: There's no sparing me those hours. Like I said, this course is mandatory.

Plus, even driving on the highway (or motorway or whatever) isn't as easy as reading that stuff. I have a 300 page textbook of theoretic material I need to read before I can get a license, and merging requires practice. Specifically, practice in dealing with people who are dicks about the merging fields.
Driving on the highway:

1: Stay between the lines just like you do off the highway.

Passing:

1: Look over shoulder.
2: Look in mirror.
3: Look over shoulder.
4: Merge into passing lane.
5: Fucking floor it. Nobody likes being stuck behind slow guy at 65 and fast guy at 65.5.
6: Lift off when you pass.
7: Merge back into slow lane.
8: Return to your previous speed. Modern cars with cruise control will pick back up automatically once you lift off the throttle, older ones and ones without working CC won't. Obv.
In a 'landevei' environment, that's more like
1. Survey upcoming stretch of road for appropriate overtaking section. Take oncoming traffic, intersections and potential animals and pedestrians into consideration.
2. Check the lines to confirm that overtaking is legal.
3. Check back mirror.
4. Place yourself three seconds behind the car you aim to overtake and move to the oncoming field.
5. Accelerate.
6. When you can see the overtaken car in the back mirror, move back to the right side of the road.

A 'landevei' has a speed limit of 80 km/h, but there are no merging fields on it. You are expected to maneuver and accelerate in the field you're driving in.
Highway driving is so piss easy anyone who knows what the major controls are can do it. It isn't difficult, and I don't know why your local government seems to think students need a five hour drive to learn it.
There is no special classes for learning to drive on highways. The teachers deal with that by taking you out on a highway during one of the regular city-driving lessons and telling you to practice merging and keeping the correct speed and course a couple of times.
And to practice reading signs correctly and positioning yourself accordingly.
That's a four hour drive where I will be tasked with such things as controlling air pressure and pattern depth in the tires, controlling the warning lamps and so on.

Controlling the air pressure and tread depth is not somethign you do while rolling. That's something you do while parked. It is kind of hard to fiddle with a tire pressure gauge at speed, and last time I checked, only hardcore off road vehicles can adjust the pressures on the fly.
I'm assuming we'll take a break from the driving to deal with those particular bits of the class.
As far as the warning lamps go they're pretty simple. Is there a hazard? Are you the hazard? Turn 'em on. Otherwise turn 'em off. Done.
Yeah, how to use them isn't exactly rocket science.
It is however the driver's responsibility to make sure that the car is in good condition to legally drive on the roads, so every new driver needs to learn how to control that the warning lights actually work.

I don't know if there's anything to this beyond turning them on and walking outside the car to see if they work. *shrug*
God I'd hate to live where you do. I'm all for a bit more instruction, where I live the education on how to drive falls on the parents and the state takes their word for it that you got the requisite ten hours daytime 5 night instruction, but your council has gone way too far in that direction.
It probably has to do with driving conditions being more demanding over here.
As I understand it, most driving in the states happens on straight, broad highways.
Over here, most driving happens on narrow, twisting (both vertically and horizontally) 'landeveier' lined with mountains and forests (which obstruct your vision, making it impossible to see around corners. You are expected to act as if there is a pedestrian standing around every corner.), that we share with both moose, deer, pedestrians, horses, reindeer, sheep, cows and bicyclists, making overtaking other cars quite a challenge.
In addition, these roads are covered in ice, snow and slush 6 months of the year. During these 6 months, the sun practically doesn't rise either, so it's dark.
lRookiel said:
Holy shit!

I learnt to drive, not commit every bit of driving knowledge to memory, I just rolled with it and I passed fine, you my friend have some crazy ass course! >.<
I have the mandatory course, is what I have.
 

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It's 7:35am so I have...well I've been awake since a quarter past 1am.

In that space of time I've read Blue Beetle #2 and 3, Wonder Woman # 5, 6 and, 7 and, Blackest Night #0. I've bought a bunch of comics recently and I figured it's high time I started reading the things after all.

At the moment I'm a bit worried about sleeping soon since I work tonight and for the next three nights in a row. I think I'm going to get something to eat soon.
 

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I convinced my 4 year old cousin that I could kill people with my mind. I think it would be mean to let him keep thinking that, but it's too funny to tell him I can't.
 

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Phasmal said:
and a dude in the waiting room wouldn't stop staring at me.
Like proper staring. It was kind of creepy.
He was waiting to see the doctor, maybe it was a disease of some sort.

OT: Today? Nothing really. I woke up about an hour ago, so there is that. I don't think I'll be able to top being the Anti-Christ, though. Do you get some special powers with that? Like turning wine into water or something?
 

Phasmal

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DoPo said:
Phasmal said:
and a dude in the waiting room wouldn't stop staring at me.
Like proper staring. It was kind of creepy.
He was waiting to see the doctor, maybe it was a disease of some sort.
Eh, I don't think so. He seemed to have hurt himself in sports of some sort.
At least I hope not, then I'd feel bad for being so creeped out.
 

DoPo

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Phasmal said:
DoPo said:
Phasmal said:
and a dude in the waiting room wouldn't stop staring at me.
Like proper staring. It was kind of creepy.
He was waiting to see the doctor, maybe it was a disease of some sort.
Eh, I don't think so. He seemed to have hurt himself in sports of some sort.
At least I hope not, then I'd feel bad for being so creeped out.
But don't you see - he does have a staring disease. That's why he missed something on the playing field and got hurt. Staring disease sufferers, already lead a difficult life, you should be ashamed you make it even more difficult.
 

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People also don't have a firm understanding of the Speaker/Audience for certain books of the Bible.

I tracked down the person who has been throwing Taco Bell at peoples' cars on my street. Then I went to have talk with him in the middle of the night, but decided to leave him alone because he had no tires on his car.
 

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Nothin, since it is raining, just chilling inside with some drinks and snacks while listening to synthetic adrenaline music or watching adventure time


Doope doop doo doo doo
 
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DocBalance said:
So, what'd you do today?
As part of our "Reading Week" we have some famous writers at school today, workshops and talks for our students. There's a book faire selling their books too, so I bought one for myself, and had the author sign it. :-D I also jumped to the front of the line which I don't normally do...I hate queue jumpers but played the "staff authority" card today.

Still, after Andy McNab's visit on Friday, the other authors can't compare :-( He signed two books for me (his first two) which I brought in from home....I had them 15 years ago ;-)
 

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Hate to say it but the horns and the hooves do give you away sometimes.

In all seriousness though, this guy sounds like a retard. Don't worry about it.
 

Scrustle

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It's been "the end of days" since they first wrote down that there would even be such a thing.
 

Relish in Chaos

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?Oreo supports homosexuality?? I haven?t heard about this, and I hope they?re not talking about the biscuit. Oh, and End of Days is a good film, and I?ll fight anyone who says otherwise!

Anyway, I just watched The Big Picture, ate some noodles, and just ?relaxed? on here today (that wasn?t a euphemism, by the way; I?m just referring to my daily stress). Oh, and my sister?s meant to be coming down from university today for summer holiday. She?s bringing her two hamsters called Steve and Alan, and the Scrubs boxset for us to watch.
 

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Hoplon said:
Called some dude the Antichrist.

He was trying to open a portal to hell using human sacrifice at the time so it felt appropriate.
Fool his intents are not something as tame as Satan. He was summoning an unspaekable being that feeds on entropy itself.
 

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Imthatguy said:
Hoplon said:
Called some dude the Antichrist.

He was trying to open a portal to hell using human sacrifice at the time so it felt appropriate.
Fool his intents are not something as tame as Satan. He was summoning an unspaekable being that feeds on entropy itself.
How can anything feed on entropy?
 

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DocBalance said:
So, you've probably heard about this whole "Oreo supports homosexuality" controversy. An old colleague of mine certainly did. After reading several rambling rants about the sin of homosexuality, I decided I had had enough, and posted a logical deconstruction of the Biblical condemnation of the homosexuality, essentially proving that the Bible doesn't care about homosexuals as a concept but instead condemns lust in all its forms, saying nothing on the subject of homosexual love given that the three contexts in which homosexuality is mentioned Biblically are, in order: A dodge for celibacy, a group of rapists, and in the middle of an orgy of unholy debauchery ranging waaaaay beyond sexual relations. Based upon these common themes and examining the historical precedents for social movements of this nature, I was forced to remind everyone how silly general culture and particularly the more respectable bastions of our faith view such events such as racial and religious suppression, and asked how we wish to be remembered by future generations in this respect. All in all, it was slightly inflammatory, but I felt it was a logical conclusion that I was prepared to defend.

In response, I was told that I'm the Anti-Christ. Well, not exactly in those terms, what he actually said was that I'm proof that it's the End of Days. However, that's close enough for me. It's official. I'm the Anti-Christ.

So, what'd you do today?
THE FUCK YOU ARE!!!

Ive been trying to get the Anti-Christ position for the past 3 fucking months!
 

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lRookiel said:
...I usually stay the hell away because you just can't get through their thick skulls most of the time...
I find a high powered rifle does wonders on that front.
 

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Loop Stricken said:
Imthatguy said:
Hoplon said:
Called some dude the Antichrist.

He was trying to open a portal to hell using human sacrifice at the time so it felt appropriate.
Fool his intents are not something as tame as Satan. He was summoning an unspaekable being that feeds on entropy itself.
How can anything feed on entropy?
Such horrifying knowledge only exists in insanity. Or the Al Azif but good luck find a copy of that.
 

Twilight_guy

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First of all, stop posting in area where you are clearly not going to make any sort of difference. It's clear this guy wasn't going to listen so the best option was to simply stop reading if it bothered you. People hold religious beliefs deeply and someone that fired up already wasn't going to listen to anyone.

Secondly, from you're post you sound like a smug bastard who was so sure of his opinion and superiority that he couldn't see he starting an inflammatory argument. I have no idea if this other argument had the same tone but if it came across as such as this one did to me then it probably upset the guy and made him more angry.
 

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I wanted to eat this cookie I saw on Facebook... but it doesn't actually exist so I am sad. If they make it, I will eat lots of them.

It's a rainbow. In a cookie. And it's full of love. Oreo, I love you, too.