I had a guy call me the Anti-Christ today. What did you do?

[Flight]

So, you've probably heard about this whole "Oreo supports homosexuality" controversy. An old colleague of mine certainly did. After reading several rambling rants about the sin of homosexuality, I decided I had had enough, and posted a logical deconstruction of the Biblical condemnation of the homosexuality, essentially proving that the Bible doesn't care about homosexuals as a concept but instead condemns lust in all its forms, saying nothing on the subject of homosexual love given that the three contexts in which homosexuality is mentioned Biblically are, in order: A dodge for celibacy, a group of rapists, and in the middle of an orgy of unholy debauchery ranging waaaaay beyond sexual relations.

... I like you.

I've been replaying through The Legacy of Kain series. I'd forgotten how much I enjoyed it. It's a shame it just dropped off the way it did.

 

[Mikeyfell]

So, you've probably heard about this whole "Oreo supports homosexuality" controversy. An old colleague of mine certainly did. After reading several rambling rants about the sin of homosexuality, I decided I had had enough, and posted a logical deconstruction of the Biblical condemnation of the homosexuality, essentially proving that the Bible doesn't care about homosexuals as a concept but instead condemns lust in all its forms, saying nothing on the subject of homosexual love given that the three contexts in which homosexuality is mentioned Biblically are, in order: A dodge for celibacy, a group of rapists, and in the middle of an orgy of unholy debauchery ranging waaaaay beyond sexual relations. Based upon these common themes and examining the historical precedents for social movements of this nature, I was forced to remind everyone how silly general culture and particularly the more respectable bastions of our faith view such events such as racial and religious suppression, and asked how we wish to be remembered by future generations in this respect. All in all, it was slightly inflammatory, but I felt it was a logical conclusion that I was prepared to defend.

In response, I was told that I'm the Anti-Christ. Well, not exactly in those terms, what he actually said was that I'm proof that it's the End of Days. However, that's close enough for me. It's official. I'm the Anti-Christ.

So, what'd you do today?

You used LOGIC on a ranting Christian psychopath?
You are the Anti-Christ, It's just not an insult.
Keep up the good work.

 

[Tiger Sora]

I just got up about 5 minutes ago. The only thing I've done is fix a cup of chocolate milk and get check my sites.

 

[Nadia Castle]

"I was told that I'm the Anti-Christ. Well, not exactly in those terms, what he actually said was that I'm proof that it's the End of Days."

I've just been carving your username and a huge pentagram onto my head with a compass in preparation your unholyness. Might as well bunk up with the side that allows fabulous fun and rampant lust before Jesus shows up and we all have to look busy.

 

[DoPo]

I tracked down the person who has been throwing Taco Bell at peoples' cars on my street. Then I went to have talk with him in the middle of the night, but decided to leave him alone because he had no tires on his car.

Not good enough, go back and put tacos instead of the missing tires.

Anyway, I wasn't in the mood for her shit so I turned round and said, with a fairly cheeky tone of my own, "What do you expect me to do with it? Make it bloody levitate?" unfortunately my boss walked right by the aisle when I said it. He wasn't very impressed.

And you should have actually made it levitate right there and then.

Come on, people, it's not hard - just make these situations more memorable

 

[Genixma]

I felt it was a logical conclusion that I was prepared to defend.

In response, I was told that I'm the Anti-Christ. Well, not exactly in those terms, what he actually said was that I'm proof that it's the End of Days. However, that's close enough for me. It's official. I'm the Anti-Christ.

Don't take it the wrong way, I just don't think he wanted to admit that he was wrong. You sir made my day.

 

[Nuke_em_05]

Sorry, I didn't mean motorways. When I said 'highway', this is the kind of environment I was thinking of:

Spoiler

We call it a "landevei" in Norway, but it's hard to find suitable translations for those kinds of terms so I just went with 'highway'.

That's a highway in the U.S.; the other guy was probably thinking "freeway". A highway is just a long stretch of road. A freeway is a section of road with generally high speeds and no intersections. For instance, Highway 101 in the U.S. is a 1,540 mile (2,478 km) road that runs from Northern Washington to near about Mexico. Sometimes it has intersections and traffic lights (usually in towns), sometimes it has freeway stretches where it is elevated or otherwise separated from local traffic. Sometimes it winds with the landscape, sometimes it carves through hills. Anyway, I got what you're saying and you weren't exactly wrong in your translation, is my point.

Today; I finally rode my bicycle to work this season. Damn am I out of shape.

 

[Sonicron]

What did I do today?

Decided to do sports for the first time in 7 years (you know, aside from the small daily workouts), mainly to complement my diet. I found I actually still have the energy to go two whole kilometres. I'm really beat now, but I'm proud.

 

[RatRace123]

I woke up and had a hot dog for lunch.

Your day sounds more exciting, and since you're the antichrist I'm assuming you have some sort of dark powers? Can I pledge my soul to you in exchange for a wish or something like that?

 

[subtlefuge]

Actually anyone who doesn't believe in jesus is technically an anti-christ, at least that is how the term used to be used, somehow chrisitans seem to think it means satan today but you can't believe in satan without believing in jesus or vice versa.

Thank Tim Lahaye for turning covert political messages into an apocalyptic opera for dummies.

 

[Dominus Nox]

I was referred to as Jesus all night at a comedy night.

Does that mean we're meant to fight or something? Or have an earth shattering game of Scrabble?

 

[lacktheknack]

So, you've probably heard about this whole "Oreo supports homosexuality" controversy. An old colleague of mine certainly did. After reading several rambling rants about the sin of homosexuality, I decided I had had enough, and posted a logical deconstruction of the Biblical condemnation of the homosexuality, essentially proving that the Bible doesn't care about homosexuals as a concept but instead condemns lust in all its forms, saying nothing on the subject of homosexual love given that the three contexts in which homosexuality is mentioned Biblically are, in order: A dodge for celibacy, a group of rapists, and in the middle of an orgy of unholy debauchery ranging waaaaay beyond sexual relations. Based upon these common themes and examining the historical precedents for social movements of this nature, I was forced to remind everyone how silly general culture and particularly the more respectable bastions of our faith view such events such as racial and religious suppression, and asked how we wish to be remembered by future generations in this respect. All in all, it was slightly inflammatory, but I felt it was a logical conclusion that I was prepared to defend.

In response, I was told that I'm the Anti-Christ. Well, not exactly in those terms, what he actually said was that I'm proof that it's the End of Days. However, that's close enough for me. It's official. I'm the Anti-Christ.

So, what'd you do today?

As a Christian, please punch him in the face for me. Repeatedly.

It's absolutely abysmal of modern evangelical Christians that they have anything and everything to say about homosexuality (References by Jesus: 0) and nearly nothing to say on taking care of the poor (references by Jesus: hundreds).

 

[roostuf]

i made some pictures, and help clean the house...soooo not so exciting as yours i believe.

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

Well if supporting love and tolerance makes you the Anti Christ then consider me on team Damian.

A random street nutter called me the Anti Christ once. I said ' Ha! If I was the Anti Christ do you think you would still be alive right now?' He stared at me then ran off lol.

Whatever else he might have been, Jesus was a great man and teacher. I think he would be disappointed with the people acting with hate and prejudice in his name.

As for me I have laid in bed poorly all day. I'm trying desperately to make it to my appointment at the well equipped hospital. I'm frightened that if I get taken in sooner I will get butchered at my local one where they don't have the specialist equipment

 

[Hasido]

i want to reference good omens but due to sleep deprivation and general lack of cleverness all i can do is type this sentence.

and i guess this one, which states that good omens is a good book and i'm happy to be reminded of it if even for a short while.

 

[NightHawk21]

Today, hmm. Well seeing as its about 12:30pm here, I woke up an hour ago, made breakfast, drank some coffee while watching the news. Now I'm on my second cup of coffee and sitting on the internet. I think I've been very productive today.

 

[EXos]

Just call me EXos. I only us the title 'Anti-Christ' on official business.

 

[Kargathia]

Called some dude the Antichrist.

He was trying to open a portal to hell using human sacrifice at the time so it felt appropriate.

Look, I already told you: they were volunteers.

 

[Mr Fixit]

I found out that a very fine young woman thinks I'm cute & I had a very weird dream about being kicked out of some type of martial arts class because my nose was kinda plugged up & I was breathing to loud, must have been training to be a ninja or something.....

 

[Bobsonnn]

Was just chillin' in the park, when a bunch of guys in these kick-ass cloaks came up to me and asked if I'd like to be involved in a service later. Now, I thought it was a bit early for Christmas, but what the heck, so I said yes. Was chilling with them for a while when they said it was time to go. Walked to a nearby forest (it was sunset by this point) where for some weird-ass reason, there's a goat tied to a tree. That was where shit started getting weird, one of them (think his name was Rick) DISEMBOWELED the goat and started drawing shapes with its blood and guts. I'm a bit squeamish, so i was feeling ill, so i'm not sure if the fact the world went a bit blurry was just me, or the weird shit the other guys had begun chanting. Sounded pretty old, Latin or something. Next thing I know, the goat starts shaking, and this huge bloke just pops straight out of his stomach, it was literally like in Alien! I was pretty sure it was the end of the world, but the guy (he was about 8 feet tall and had hooves. and was naked) just looked around and went 'Oh for fucks sake, not you guys again', tore Rick's head off, looked at the rest of us and said 'Dusk is BATHTIME, okay?!'. Then he just strolled back into the goat's stomach.

So yeah, today I got a new cloak!