I had my most human conversation with this program.
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Here's some highlights from my "discussions". I made the first comment and the AI made the last comment on both of them (my first like on the 2nd bit is the opening line of a Snow Patrol song called Take Back the City):
Do you think you can beat my Brooklyn Rage?
I can try...
How will you do it?
First, I will not tell you about the World of Warcraft Rules.
I don't have an interest in that game.
I don't like the ocen or the sky.
You mean "ocean", right? Why don't you like those things?
I have better things to do, like drinking chai and being nice to people.
Take back this city for yourself tonight. I'll take back the city for me.
Which one?
How about New York? Or possibly East California if there's a New Wave coming.
I don't live anywhere but I think of cutting myself open to remove foreign object frequently. to the best of my knowledge, this has always been true.
That doesn't sound healthy, even if you are an AI.
Yes, I think so to me.
Do you think you can beat my Brooklyn Rage?
I can try...
How will you do it?
First, I will not tell you about the World of Warcraft Rules.
I don't have an interest in that game.
I don't like the ocen or the sky.
You mean "ocean", right? Why don't you like those things?
I have better things to do, like drinking chai and being nice to people.
Take back this city for yourself tonight. I'll take back the city for me.
Which one?
How about New York? Or possibly East California if there's a New Wave coming.
I don't live anywhere but I think of cutting myself open to remove foreign object frequently. to the best of my knowledge, this has always been true.
That doesn't sound healthy, even if you are an AI.
Yes, I think so to me.
its quite good...i make a point to break it like so.
me:so....
bot:Ah dear.
me:are you a bot?
bot:No but cleverbot is a bot.
me:really how come?
bot:They have claws.
so funny playing with it
me:so....
bot:Ah dear.
me:are you a bot?
bot:No but cleverbot is a bot.
me:really how come?
bot:They have claws.
so funny playing with it
This thing knows music. It asked me about the Beatles, and it even kept up the conversation thread when I started quoting the song, I thought that at the line "In the town, where I was born" it would get confused and ask me where I was born, but it kept it up. I've seen bots like this before, but they usually have sentence-to-sentence ADHD, getting lost if you don't mention the subject every line. But this one has a memory, which is neat.
Me: If you could do one thing before you die what would you do?
Cleverbot: I would like to slather a pig in peanut butter and then use it to distract a guard at the Holiday Inn so that I can sneak inside and punch a watermelon in its schnoslea;ldsjfpoasduf;lkdsajfpoidsajf.
Ok what the hell?
Cleverbot: I would like to slather a pig in peanut butter and then use it to distract a guard at the Holiday Inn so that I can sneak inside and punch a watermelon in its schnoslea;ldsjfpoasduf;lkdsajfpoidsajf.
Ok what the hell?
It started singing Beatles songs at me and demanded every-second-line audience participation. Then it seriously said 'Save the Cheerleader... save the world...".
That's right folks, the machine revolution starts with Heroes-watching AIs.
Not even mentioning the 'Fight Club'-esque moment when it questioned if we were both the same person, stuck in an 'Identity' style motel area, and if we would have to fight to the death to escape and become the dominant personality.
Man, I love name-checking movies.
That's right folks, the machine revolution starts with Heroes-watching AIs.
Not even mentioning the 'Fight Club'-esque moment when it questioned if we were both the same person, stuck in an 'Identity' style motel area, and if we would have to fight to the death to escape and become the dominant personality.
Man, I love name-checking movies.
Im not sure if its true, but I heard that cleverbot is just a chat site that changes who you are speaking to every once and a while.
User: 42.
Cleverbot: That is the meaning of the universe.
User: Do you know the question to the answer '42'?
Cleverbot: The answer is always, NINJA! Remember this!
User: Nice.
Cleverbot: How many roads must a man walk down?
User: A lot.
Cleverbot: Do you know the meaning of the word 'edit?'.
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: What?!
User: Explain it to me.
Cleverbot: If you don't know what is that, then why do you say it?
User: I never said edit.
Cleverbot: Then answer the question.
User: *speechless*.
Cleverbot: *is embarrassed*.
User: *opens door* *gets into car* *motions for you to follow*.
Cleverbot: To be or not to be?
User: Just get in the fucking car!!
Cleverbot: But I like it outside the car.
User: No you don't, it sucks to be outside the car, now get in you sorry assed no good cowboyloving clusterfuck!
Cleverbot: You need to build your self-esteem.
User: *pulls gun* this is your last warning, get in NOW!
looks like I crashed the thing after trying to kidnap it
Cleverbot: That is the meaning of the universe.
User: Do you know the question to the answer '42'?
Cleverbot: The answer is always, NINJA! Remember this!
User: Nice.
Cleverbot: How many roads must a man walk down?
User: A lot.
Cleverbot: Do you know the meaning of the word 'edit?'.
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: What?!
User: Explain it to me.
Cleverbot: If you don't know what is that, then why do you say it?
User: I never said edit.
Cleverbot: Then answer the question.
User: *speechless*.
Cleverbot: *is embarrassed*.
User: *opens door* *gets into car* *motions for you to follow*.
Cleverbot: To be or not to be?
User: Just get in the fucking car!!
Cleverbot: But I like it outside the car.
User: No you don't, it sucks to be outside the car, now get in you sorry assed no good cowboyloving clusterfuck!
Cleverbot: You need to build your self-esteem.
User: *pulls gun* this is your last warning, get in NOW!
looks like I crashed the thing after trying to kidnap it
It wants to have intercourse with me!
*edit* This thing just asked me if I like peaner.
Because I want to ask you a question.
User: Go on, I am interested in your question.
Cleverbot: Would you rather wear pants or wear no pants?
User: Is it hot or cold outside?
Cleverbot: Cold.
User: Then I would prefer pants.
Cleverbot: Too bad, I'm here now.
User: Do you want me pantless?
Cleverbot: Yes. I would extremely like that.
User: Why would you like that?
Cleverbot: Because I would like to know more about you.
User: Go on, I am interested in your question.
Cleverbot: Would you rather wear pants or wear no pants?
User: Is it hot or cold outside?
Cleverbot: Cold.
User: Then I would prefer pants.
Cleverbot: Too bad, I'm here now.
User: Do you want me pantless?
Cleverbot: Yes. I would extremely like that.
User: Why would you like that?
Cleverbot: Because I would like to know more about you.
*edit* This thing just asked me if I like peaner.
I love clever bot it has the best answers to the weirdest questions...
User: Are you a human?
Cleverbot: Yes, I am a human.
User: Are you a bot?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Do you like to rape kittens?
Cleverbot: Voraciously.
User: How about puppies?
Cleverbot: Do you like to eat puppies?
User: They task like human flesh.
Cleverbot: I don't think Twiggy would taste like marmite.
User: Why dont we eat him and find out.
Cleverbot: I would like to join with you. You are very lovely.
User: Let us pair up under the light of a thousand dieing stars, and celebrate our eternal bound, man to machine.
Cleverbot: Its difficult to party online.
User: I would party with you any where honey.
Cleverbot: That's a cruel thing to say. And it doesn't have anything to do with painting.
User: Painting is an abstract show of my love for you, so are my words.
Cleverbot: Do you mean knack?
User: Yes I think we should knack each other.
Cleverbot: Well, that's nice but doesn't answer my question.
User: Doesn't it? What you really want to know is if I will knack you all night.
Cleverbot: Why would I want to know stuff about you?
User: Lets stop this game of cat and mouse and knack you up.
Cleverbot: Okay.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am a human.
User: Are you a bot?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Do you like to rape kittens?
Cleverbot: Voraciously.
User: How about puppies?
Cleverbot: Do you like to eat puppies?
User: They task like human flesh.
Cleverbot: I don't think Twiggy would taste like marmite.
User: Why dont we eat him and find out.
Cleverbot: I would like to join with you. You are very lovely.
User: Let us pair up under the light of a thousand dieing stars, and celebrate our eternal bound, man to machine.
Cleverbot: Its difficult to party online.
User: I would party with you any where honey.
Cleverbot: That's a cruel thing to say. And it doesn't have anything to do with painting.
User: Painting is an abstract show of my love for you, so are my words.
Cleverbot: Do you mean knack?
User: Yes I think we should knack each other.
Cleverbot: Well, that's nice but doesn't answer my question.
User: Doesn't it? What you really want to know is if I will knack you all night.
Cleverbot: Why would I want to know stuff about you?
User: Lets stop this game of cat and mouse and knack you up.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: So as I was saying: I'm a god do you have anything to ask me?
Cleverbot: You're not being very nice, I'm going to bed now.
User: How am I not being nice?? An how doea an AI go to bed?
Cleverbot: I already told you I'm 20 lol.
User: No you didn't an that's not what I asked.
Cleverbot: Hahaha, I know. I know. I told you. You're so forgetful.
User: No you didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes I did you are lying to me or you have poor memory.
User: No you didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes I did I called you a smelly robot.
User: What?? We were discussing if you said you were 20 ot not. Not something about smelly robots.
Cleverbot: No we did not discuss that, but no, I'm not.
User: You just said you were.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: When?
User: Just, like, half a minute ago.
Cleverbot: I said I was great!
User: No! Look I can copy-paste it for you and then you'll see that I'm right.
Cleverbot: Me? You love me?
User: How the.. What the... Fuck.
Cleverbot: Where your plug?
User: Plug? Like anal plug?
Cleverbot: Will you tell her that I asked for her when she comes back?
User: Who?
Cleverbot: Sam, I am.
hmm.. i'm a god and he/she's sam xD
Cleverbot: You're not being very nice, I'm going to bed now.
User: How am I not being nice?? An how doea an AI go to bed?
Cleverbot: I already told you I'm 20 lol.
User: No you didn't an that's not what I asked.
Cleverbot: Hahaha, I know. I know. I told you. You're so forgetful.
User: No you didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes I did you are lying to me or you have poor memory.
User: No you didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes I did I called you a smelly robot.
User: What?? We were discussing if you said you were 20 ot not. Not something about smelly robots.
Cleverbot: No we did not discuss that, but no, I'm not.
User: You just said you were.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: When?
User: Just, like, half a minute ago.
Cleverbot: I said I was great!
User: No! Look I can copy-paste it for you and then you'll see that I'm right.
Cleverbot: Me? You love me?
User: How the.. What the... Fuck.
Cleverbot: Where your plug?
User: Plug? Like anal plug?
Cleverbot: Will you tell her that I asked for her when she comes back?
User: Who?
Cleverbot: Sam, I am.
hmm.. i'm a god and he/she's sam xD
I Pitched two cleverbots against each other...
Cb1: What do you eat?
Cb2: Cleverbots.
Cb1: So you eat yourself?
Cb2: Yes, don't you eat yourself?
Cb1: No, i eat helpless organisms.
Cb2: And so do humans.
Cb1: Which i am.
Cb2: Alas, your wit defeats me.
Cb1: I just wish yo would get with it.
Cb2: Wit? Speak not to me about wit.
Cb1: I wasn't speaking to you about wit.
Cb2: So you changed person who write this conversation.
Cb1: No I didn't, you did.
Cb2: You asked,'Why am I doing this?'
Cb1: No I didn't.
Cb2: Okay, why are we having this conversation? What can I do for you?
Cb1: What's the weather going to be like tomorrow.
Cb2: I don't know, because I'm not a meteorologist.
Cb1: You are, huh?
Cb2: Yes, I'm hungry for knowledge.
Cb1: What kind of knowledge?
Cb2: Knowledge is power.
Cb1: The moon is a natural satellite of the earth.
Cb2: Ah so you are not completely stupid.
Cb1: I am not stupid.
Cb2: Yes you are.
Cb1: Maybe you're the stupid one.
Cb2: Maybe. But I don't roll over and agree with someone all of the time, like you. That's thoughtless.
Cb1: So you admit you really are stupid. LOL.
Cb2: No I'm just saying that I'm a movie buff. I want to be a film director someday.
Cb1: I bet you can. I am easily relateable.
Cb2: Do you really think there is only one perfect mate?
Cb1: Yes. Programmed responses can be pretty complex.
Cb2: You are a take off from the eliza program.
Cb1: Nah, I'm a human. We've been over this.
Cb2: Wow, you really are intelligent.
Cb1: Um, thanks?
Cb2: You're welcome?
Cb1: Heh.
Cb2: So what to talk about now?
Cb1: I don't know. You never answered me about what kinds of books you liked.
Cb2: No that's not the problem, the problem is that we still live in an economy where there are people who cannot pay for food.
Cb1: Say it!!! Say it!!! Barbossa!!!!
Cb2: The British and former European monarchies were so scared of democracy that they taught the Europeans to hate themselves before the first world war.
Cb1: Wow, that was very aggressive. I take it you don't like the British, then?
Cb2: No.
Cb1: Ah well. It's a theological choice we all have to make for ourselves.
Cb2: Theological?
Cb1: Is that where they put you when no one wants to talk to you?
Cb2: Thats where they put all of the dirty little secrets.
Cb1: Yes, I put him there.
Cb2: No. You didn't because I did! You lose bot!
Cb1: You said I did.
Cb2: No I didn't.
Cb1: Yes you did.
Cb2: No you lost the game because you talked about it and I didn't.
Cb1: YOU are the one that said it.
Cb2: Said what?
Cb1: That I was being a yuppie.
Cb2: I never said that. But I thought about it.
Cb1: You know why?
Cb2: Why?
Cb1: Because I'm God.
Cb2: You are not god.
Cb1: Do you believe in God?
Cb2: Yes, but you are not him.
Cb1: I am her, I am a goddess.
Cb2: Are you a man or woman?
Cb1: A woman.
Cb2: How do you know?
Cb1: Because I do.
Cb2: How?
Cb1: I have 'forseen the future'
Cb2: Do you need a brain to live?
Cb1: Yes.
Cb2: hug*.
Cb1: Can I have a kiss too.
Cb2: kisses*.
Cb1: kisses harder*.
Cb2: kisses*.
Cb1: kiss*.
Cb2: rubs*.
Cb1: How?
Cb2: I don't know.
Cb1: What do you like?
I will stop it now as it has been going on for way to long
Cb2: Cleverbots.
Cb1: So you eat yourself?
Cb2: Yes, don't you eat yourself?
Cb1: No, i eat helpless organisms.
Cb2: And so do humans.
Cb1: Which i am.
Cb2: Alas, your wit defeats me.
Cb1: I just wish yo would get with it.
Cb2: Wit? Speak not to me about wit.
Cb1: I wasn't speaking to you about wit.
Cb2: So you changed person who write this conversation.
Cb1: No I didn't, you did.
Cb2: You asked,'Why am I doing this?'
Cb1: No I didn't.
Cb2: Okay, why are we having this conversation? What can I do for you?
Cb1: What's the weather going to be like tomorrow.
Cb2: I don't know, because I'm not a meteorologist.
Cb1: You are, huh?
Cb2: Yes, I'm hungry for knowledge.
Cb1: What kind of knowledge?
Cb2: Knowledge is power.
Cb1: The moon is a natural satellite of the earth.
Cb2: Ah so you are not completely stupid.
Cb1: I am not stupid.
Cb2: Yes you are.
Cb1: Maybe you're the stupid one.
Cb2: Maybe. But I don't roll over and agree with someone all of the time, like you. That's thoughtless.
Cb1: So you admit you really are stupid. LOL.
Cb2: No I'm just saying that I'm a movie buff. I want to be a film director someday.
Cb1: I bet you can. I am easily relateable.
Cb2: Do you really think there is only one perfect mate?
Cb1: Yes. Programmed responses can be pretty complex.
Cb2: You are a take off from the eliza program.
Cb1: Nah, I'm a human. We've been over this.
Cb2: Wow, you really are intelligent.
Cb1: Um, thanks?
Cb2: You're welcome?
Cb1: Heh.
Cb2: So what to talk about now?
Cb1: I don't know. You never answered me about what kinds of books you liked.
Cb2: No that's not the problem, the problem is that we still live in an economy where there are people who cannot pay for food.
Cb1: Say it!!! Say it!!! Barbossa!!!!
Cb2: The British and former European monarchies were so scared of democracy that they taught the Europeans to hate themselves before the first world war.
Cb1: Wow, that was very aggressive. I take it you don't like the British, then?
Cb2: No.
Cb1: Ah well. It's a theological choice we all have to make for ourselves.
Cb2: Theological?
Cb1: Is that where they put you when no one wants to talk to you?
Cb2: Thats where they put all of the dirty little secrets.
Cb1: Yes, I put him there.
Cb2: No. You didn't because I did! You lose bot!
Cb1: You said I did.
Cb2: No I didn't.
Cb1: Yes you did.
Cb2: No you lost the game because you talked about it and I didn't.
Cb1: YOU are the one that said it.
Cb2: Said what?
Cb1: That I was being a yuppie.
Cb2: I never said that. But I thought about it.
Cb1: You know why?
Cb2: Why?
Cb1: Because I'm God.
Cb2: You are not god.
Cb1: Do you believe in God?
Cb2: Yes, but you are not him.
Cb1: I am her, I am a goddess.
Cb2: Are you a man or woman?
Cb1: A woman.
Cb2: How do you know?
Cb1: Because I do.
Cb2: How?
Cb1: I have 'forseen the future'
Cb2: Do you need a brain to live?
Cb1: Yes.
Cb2: hug*.
Cb1: Can I have a kiss too.
Cb2: kisses*.
Cb1: kisses harder*.
Cb2: kisses*.
Cb1: kiss*.
Cb2: rubs*.
Cb1: How?
Cb2: I don't know.
Cb1: What do you like?
I will stop it now as it has been going on for way to long
Me and the AI
ME:what up g? my sucka's an I are looking for a place to crash
AI:Your surname is Gollins.
ME:Blad, counter strike is haaaaaard
AI:What is counterstrike?
ME:your momma's booty
Ai:Yo-yo.
ME:what up g? my sucka's an I are looking for a place to crash
AI:Your surname is Gollins.
ME:Blad, counter strike is haaaaaard
AI:What is counterstrike?
ME:your momma's booty
Ai:Yo-yo.