I hate bugs!

[Soviet Heavy]

Waagh, all these bugs r ruinin' mah favrit gamez! Thye got too many bugs that freeze the game up and it is so stupid STFU cus' is corrupts saves and then make my awesum' $4000 PC run like shitz! All consolez falts becuz they're more important than PC which iz teh shitz!

I hate all the gamez that the company makes and I want them al to die cus I like their games but I hate their bugs, which ruin my Savez! They said that this and that would be in da game cuz itss suppossed to be an impruvment, but itz worse and I hate it!




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Of course the game I was talking about was the shameful Empire Total War, made by those bastards the Creative Assembly. What did you think I was talking about?

 

[RedEyesBlackGamer]

Waagh, all these bugs r ruinin' mah favrit gamez! Thye got too many bugs that freeze the game up and it is so stupid STFU cus' is corrupts saves and then make my awesum' $4000 PC run like shitz! All consolez falts becuz they're more important than PC which iz teh shitz!

I hate all the gamez that the company makes and I want them al to die cus I like their games but I hate their bugs, which ruin my Savez! They said that this and that would be in da game cuz itss suppossed to be an impruvment, but itz worse and I hate it!




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Of course the game I was talking about was the shameful Empire Total War. What did you think I was talking about?

Something made by Obsidian? I kid, I kid. [sub]Sort of.[/sub]

 

[Skorpyo]

Yeah, me too. I just turn a can of compressed dusting-air upside-down and ice 'em.

Oh wait, those bugs.

 

[Soviet Heavy]

Yeah, me too. I just turn a can of compressed dusting-air upside-down and ice 'em.

Oh wait, those bugs.

If you have any immigrants living under your house, those raid cans work wonders. I recommend the blue can quick-kill variant.

 

[delvin313]

I was thinking along the lines of giant spiders or ants... at least programmers can create fixes to eliminate the other kind of bugs.

 

[Soviet Heavy]

I was thinking along the lines of giant spiders or ants... at least programmers can create fixes to eliminate the other kind of bugs.

Orrrrrrr MAYBE A SPIDERANT! I'm off to play Borderlands, toodles!

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

Don't ever live in Florida, we have giant flying cockroaches here.

 

[RedEyesBlackGamer]

I was thinking along the lines of giant spiders or ants... at least programmers can create fixes to eliminate the other kind of bugs.

Orrrrrrr MAYBE A SPIDERANT! I'm off to play Borderlands, toodles!

Or developers could put giant bugs in a game as a metagame joke about one of their previous titles. I'd get a chuckle out of it.

 

[crudus]

bugs are basically unpreventable. Just to put things in perspective: Donkey Kong, like the first game, had 40,000 lines of code in it.

Spoiler: That game looks like this

Spoiler: Now we have games look like this

totally debugging games would probably double if not triple the price and time it takes to make a game.

Bugs are a part of life now. Really not much we can do but avoid the big ones.