I hate my best friend.

[blue heartless]

After all we've been through. After all the long, drawn out and wildly animated arguments we've had. After I named him my best man and godfather of my soon to be born son. After nigh a decade of knowing each other I finally realize that I can't trust him to keep me faithful to my vows.

For my birthday, he gave me a copy of Pokemon Black. I finally understand now, he hates me too much to let me retire from it. I tried America [or other nation], I really did! I even left my DS back home in New York when I left for California to make sure I wasn't going to buy it. But no, I can't be happy. He KNOWS how I get. He knows and he knows how my wife feels whenever Pokemon is involved in my life. I don't think he took my pledge seriously. I will get my revenge...

Topic: Friends who give you gifts to spite you. Do you has them?

>_>

<_<

*Turns on DS*

 

[Griffolion]

Are you being serious? You hate your friend for buying you Pokemon Black? You may have deeper running issues than that if so.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

I'm just like your "friend".

I gave my friend a copy of Pokemon Black (I bought both of them), when he had a lot of schoolwork to do. He's very prone to Pokemon addiction...

The only difference?

I'm also evil enough to ask him to buy me another copy within a few months, or else I'll just have to take it back. And he'll lose all his pokeymans, unless we transfer them all over to my White version!

[HEADING=2]BWA HA HA![/HEADING]

 

[ShadowKatt]

So, let me get this straight. You're obsessed with pokemon. Your wife hates your obsession with pokemon. You vowed to leave pokemon behind. Your best friend got you pokemon. You're now working on a master revenge plan because your friend got you pokemon.

Dude, go see a shrink. You need one.

 

[El Poncho]

If my friend bought me pokémon after I told him not to just because my wife/gf doesn't like me playing it then I would give them a blowjob hug.

 

[Mister Benoit]

OMG, I completely understand how you feel, i've been resisting Pokemon B/W for a while now because I know exactly how it's going to go down and figure I could be doing better things with my time.

But man the urge keeps creeping and I can't stop looking at it, it stares at me and begs me to play it. Must... resist... the urge...

I've been keeping myself busy with comic books recently but I think I might falter to the weight that is my undying love for the Pokemon grind.

You have a wonderful friend btw.

 

[Radoh]

So friend, what time zone are you in right now? Because it seems to me you might be enjoying the first day of April in a typical means.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

So friend, what time zone are you in right now? Because it seems to me you might be enjoying the first day of April in a typical means.

Judging from his profile saying he's in CA...It's a safe bet it's still the 31st.

 

[RanD00M]

Am I the only one that gets that OP is not being super serious?

OT: When I was conformed I didn't want to have any sort of party or get together or whatever. Yet, knowing my denial of it, my grandparents wouldn't have any of it and insisted that I had a party and I didn't get any word in it. All I wanted was a trip to another country, which I got, but that doesn't change that I didn't want the fucking party.

 

[VanQ]

It's only 2 hours into April over hear in Australia meaning it should still be March 31 over there in California where OP claims to be. I don't think it's an April fools joke, or it's just a VERY premature one.
Assuming OP is being honest, I'll say this: "Life is too short to care what anyone else thinks of you, just have fun with the people who will let you be who you are, anyone else isn't worth taking along for the ride."

 

[blue heartless]

I am being nonsensical. The OP is entirely derisive in nature and I put all of that up there to let you all in on some fun stuff. I do not truly dislike my best pal nor does my wife disapprove of anything I enjoy doing. To imply that I need psychological help is simply rude. It may well be my fault in not being clear with what the topic was. I won't correct it because I like the way I worded it.

My revenge will only be swift and just.

I'm just like your "friend". I'm also evil enough to ask him to buy me another copy within a few months, or else I'll just have to take it back. And he'll lose all his pokeymans!

That's just terrible! Does your friend usually comply?

 

[Radoh]

So friend, what time zone are you in right now? Because it seems to me you might be enjoying the first day of April in a typical means.

Judging from his profile saying he's in CA...It's a safe bet it's still the 31st.

And my profile says my name's Arch Sentinel Candes, doesn't mean anything.

 

[The Bucket]

It is disturbing how many people can't pick up tongue-in-cheekedness....

And I cant really think of a spiteful gift i've gotten at the moment.

 

[mjc0961]

First you smash the game. Then you smash that bastard's face in. That should learn him.

Much like the OP, I'm kidding. Smashing people in the face with a hammer is bad. Figured I'd better say that because of all the people not picking up on the joke in here...

 

[blue heartless]

You have a wonderful friend btw.

Thank you. He does know how to keep me from being being an adult about things, haha.

Yes, it's morning here in California. Still the 31st.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

And my profile says my name's Arch Sentinel Candes, doesn't mean anything.

It does if we believe it to be the truth. And his profile is full of seemingly legitimate information.

That's just terrible! Does your friend usually comply?

This is the first time I've done this, so he'd better. OR HE'LL LOSE HIS POKEYMANS.

 

[blue heartless]

I think he would just challenge you to a Pokemon battle for rights to his cartridge. Which is awesome if you do that. It would be the best hour you two have had in a while.

Not including those other hours.

 

[EeveeElectro]

We really need a "" or "" tag on here, or some people need to lighten up a bit.

OT, one of my friends knew I was trying to cut down on chocolate and bought me one of those Ferrero Rocher cones... the ones with like 40 chocolates in them >_> for my birthday. I shared most of them out and ate the rest over a space of a week or so.
That's all I can think of... Also my captcha is impossible x__x

 

[AnimatedAmbiguity]

I got a Mac laptop.

...

Yeah, I know, right? I intended to get one for graduation, but no! My uncle just had to buy me one for my birthday a few months before, even though I SPECIFICALLY told him of my plans of obtaining one around the summer period! Did I ever ask for a pleasant surprise and extreme generosity? I don't think so!

Just goes to show that such spiteful gifts reach far beyond only friends...

(And for the record, this is indeed sarcasm.)

 

[TheMatsjo]

Am I the only one that gets that OP is not being super serious?

Don't you mean super serial?

@OP: Cool story bro.