I hate my roomates
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LOL!!!!!!!!JimmyBassatti said:
I tried as hard as I could to resist... but...*bites lip*
don't you think that was a bit catty?
*huge sigh of relief*
Glad that's off my chest
You could hire me for a day.
Seriously, the best way to get back at someone annoying is to annoy them and I can do that for you...
...At the price of £20 though.
Seriously, the best way to get back at someone annoying is to annoy them and I can do that for you...
...At the price of £20 though.
Yeah, but I hate everything too so it would make the experience more realistic for the sufferer.danosaurus said:
I smell a school shooting in the making!
No but seriously.
If you own the appartment / house / dorm / what ever kick them out. If they do move. If you can't. Make it look like an accident haha just kidding. I've never personally had a problem where I HATE my roommates but I would just try and say to the OCD chick at least. " Hey we both live here, so we have to get a long together." If that fails MAKE A HUGE MESS never clean it up, never do anything to it just keep adding it up and up and up. Eventually she will move out.
No but seriously.
If you own the appartment / house / dorm / what ever kick them out. If they do move. If you can't. Make it look like an accident haha just kidding. I've never personally had a problem where I HATE my roommates but I would just try and say to the OCD chick at least. " Hey we both live here, so we have to get a long together." If that fails MAKE A HUGE MESS never clean it up, never do anything to it just keep adding it up and up and up. Eventually she will move out.
An original service you offer but alas, you've consequentially exposed your weakness.goatzilla8463 said:
I'm already 1 step ahead of you Mr. Zilla, that 20 is as good as mine!
Never place a comma after 'and'.goatzilla8463 said:
Never start off a sentence with 'and'.
The word 'and' should never be in a situation where it has a capital 'a'.
p.s I love you.
My first year of university I was somehow put into a small communal residence with a bunch of grad students (about twelve people there in total). I was younger by several years than almost everyone there, but the way they acted you'd think they had just come out of middle school. I quote:
"Ohmygod, like, seriously, depressed people are SOOOO dumb. It's like, what's the point? If someone were depressed I'd say to them 'listen, you're just annoying everyone, so get a life.'"
I repeat; GRAD STUDENTS. They also had a tendency to stay up until 4 am every night. I actually got sick from sleep deprivation. I have an endless number of stories about them, but I don't want to open a Pandora's box. I've been in a apartment ever since.
"Ohmygod, like, seriously, depressed people are SOOOO dumb. It's like, what's the point? If someone were depressed I'd say to them 'listen, you're just annoying everyone, so get a life.'"
I repeat; GRAD STUDENTS. They also had a tendency to stay up until 4 am every night. I actually got sick from sleep deprivation. I have an endless number of stories about them, but I don't want to open a Pandora's box. I've been in a apartment ever since.
worse idea ever. do you like, not know girls? Just leave, asap. I dont know how old you are, so i cant tell how much experience you would have living with other ppl ( aka girls) but they only thing that will help you is if you move, things can only get worse. Trust me, my gf went through roommate issues and so have my other gf's and girls that are friends. You girls are so silly...xmetatr0nx said:
Us guys, we wrestle to resolve our issues. oiled and everything.
i'm suprised no one's ever offered any Dr. Phil-esque, talk ur problems out advice. We've spent more time talking about lolcats and Texas than how to handle bad roomates.
But horror stories are the best. Anyone got any crazy roommate stories?
I got one more: Back when I lived in Oregon i got an apartment with this one guy. He was a lazy-ass douchebag who was given a chec for 10,000$ by the government for being 1/16 Indian (even though he is pasty-white). He managed to blow $10,000 in two months on ridiculous shit: parts for his shotgun, a handgun, Sirius radio for his car, massive booze, expensive shit for his girl. HE had been given $10,000 and in two months he was asking me for money!
and to top it all off he was a gun fanatic. dont get me wrong i have lots of friends who collect guns but one day i was watching No Country for Old Men, and he walked in on the scene when the bad guy is walking around with a shotgun equipped with a silencer. At that point he says, "I should get a silencer for my shotgun". Which is a felony to own...
But horror stories are the best. Anyone got any crazy roommate stories?
I got one more: Back when I lived in Oregon i got an apartment with this one guy. He was a lazy-ass douchebag who was given a chec for 10,000$ by the government for being 1/16 Indian (even though he is pasty-white). He managed to blow $10,000 in two months on ridiculous shit: parts for his shotgun, a handgun, Sirius radio for his car, massive booze, expensive shit for his girl. HE had been given $10,000 and in two months he was asking me for money!
and to top it all off he was a gun fanatic. dont get me wrong i have lots of friends who collect guns but one day i was watching No Country for Old Men, and he walked in on the scene when the bad guy is walking around with a shotgun equipped with a silencer. At that point he says, "I should get a silencer for my shotgun". Which is a felony to own...
oh, and he bought a puppy which barked us awake every day at 8 a.m. He didnt even tell me he was getting a dog! he just showed it to me one day and said, "Oops I got a dog." It crapped all over the house, he never took care of it and left it to me, all despite the fact that we had to hide it because owning pets would lead to immediate eviction from our place.
Ok, I got a longish story. In 2005 I moved into a really nice three bedroom house in a really nice part of where I live for a really low rent (about £250 below what most other landlords charge). I moved in with my best mate and his work mate.
His work mate was a really good bloke, paid everything on time and kept the place clean, the only problem was he let his girlfriend stay over all the time. She practically lived with us, but did she pay rent? No, plus she got home before the rest of us so got dibs on the TV that we three men paid for! At least she was easy on the eyes. Apart from that he was ok. He moved out with her and was replaced by another work mate of my best mate.
This guy seemed pretty reliable, beside the fact he like to put powder in his nostrils (to each, their own) but we will get on to his best bit later.
My best mate was hell to live with, he was messy, didn't clean up, never helped with much and always managed to be somewhere else when an inspection was due. Now when we first moved in the local council wanted us to fill out a form declaring who we were and what we did for tax purposes. We filled out the form properly but the council made an error and assumed we were students, thus no tax! We got away without paying council tax for 7 months before we heard from a mutual friend that the council will be inspecting properties to make sure no one was cheating the system. We came clean and had to pay the £1100 in a month. I took out a loan and paid it.
The work mate was a student so didn't have to pay anything anyway. My best mate and I agreed that he would pay my council tax for the next year (2006) as I had just paid all the first. When the new housemate came in we worked out his contribution to be £200 for the year (he moved in in September). Come the following March, I'm on holiday and get the bill for the next years (2007) council tax. We were £1000 in debt from £2006. When I contacted the council they said they were looking to prosecute as I had not paid or responded to Court Summons! So my best mate had not only not paid the council tax (and the £600 he owed me) but had gone through my mail and destroyed anything from the local council. I helped him pay the bailiff but couldn't afford the rent because of it so had to leave.
I spent the last week cleaning the place with my family and friends to make sure I got as much deposit back as possible. However, my two housemates hadn't paid their rent for the last 2 months so I lost it anyway!
2 years later, he's STILL paying me back.
Sorry for the essay.
His work mate was a really good bloke, paid everything on time and kept the place clean, the only problem was he let his girlfriend stay over all the time. She practically lived with us, but did she pay rent? No, plus she got home before the rest of us so got dibs on the TV that we three men paid for! At least she was easy on the eyes. Apart from that he was ok. He moved out with her and was replaced by another work mate of my best mate.
This guy seemed pretty reliable, beside the fact he like to put powder in his nostrils (to each, their own) but we will get on to his best bit later.
My best mate was hell to live with, he was messy, didn't clean up, never helped with much and always managed to be somewhere else when an inspection was due. Now when we first moved in the local council wanted us to fill out a form declaring who we were and what we did for tax purposes. We filled out the form properly but the council made an error and assumed we were students, thus no tax! We got away without paying council tax for 7 months before we heard from a mutual friend that the council will be inspecting properties to make sure no one was cheating the system. We came clean and had to pay the £1100 in a month. I took out a loan and paid it.
The work mate was a student so didn't have to pay anything anyway. My best mate and I agreed that he would pay my council tax for the next year (2006) as I had just paid all the first. When the new housemate came in we worked out his contribution to be £200 for the year (he moved in in September). Come the following March, I'm on holiday and get the bill for the next years (2007) council tax. We were £1000 in debt from £2006. When I contacted the council they said they were looking to prosecute as I had not paid or responded to Court Summons! So my best mate had not only not paid the council tax (and the £600 he owed me) but had gone through my mail and destroyed anything from the local council. I helped him pay the bailiff but couldn't afford the rent because of it so had to leave.
I spent the last week cleaning the place with my family and friends to make sure I got as much deposit back as possible. However, my two housemates hadn't paid their rent for the last 2 months so I lost it anyway!
2 years later, he's STILL paying me back.
Sorry for the essay.
I'm not going to bother reading this topic. But, as someone who has a bit of experience with roommates, I'm currently living in my Fraternities house, you need to talk to everyone about the problems you are currently having. Explain what you'd like changed and then ask if theres anything that they think might make them more comfortable with you or anything you could change. Its give and take, everyone needs to make concessions. Do not let these kinds of issues continue, nothing good will come of it.
Also, it sounds like you male, and if thats the case don't turn this into a sex thing. Not poke poke sex, but as in gender. Better to not bring it up, last thing you want to tell a women is that her being a women is pissing you off.
Also, it sounds like you male, and if thats the case don't turn this into a sex thing. Not poke poke sex, but as in gender. Better to not bring it up, last thing you want to tell a women is that her being a women is pissing you off.
My house mate and i are best mates and get along fine.. But He doesn't clean the house, take the trash out, cook dinner or check the mail.. Which i can live with, but he doesn't show any signs of appreciation when i do all that stuff.. It's like i'm mothering him or something, stuff like that bottles up inside and drives me insane.
Or get them drunk, and then when they get pissed about you doing it with them, you say you were drunk.slipknot4 said: