I hate people. Help me find a job.

[ShindoL Shill]

Work in a shop.
The whole idea is people come in, buy shit, leave in about 5-10 minutes.

Wait! are you also a genius diagnostic doctor? because then you could be House.

 

[Kuroneko97]

Um, how about a cremator? Or something related to dealing with dead bodies. Not only do you not have to worry about much interaction aside from an occasional grieving family, but the people you work with will be dead. You can laugh at them, pee on them, or, if you're one of those lonely sick fucks, have sex with the bodies.

...Too far?

 

[Bobic]

Work in the DMV. Ba dum dum.

90's joke away!!!!

 

[DannyJBeckett]

I think you'd make a great executioner.

 

[MetaKnight19]

I was going to suggest an undertaker. Sure you'll be around people, but the majority of them would be dead...

Obvious answer:
Grave digger.

This seems like a better choice...

 

[Frizzle]

Work on a farm. Either plants or animals, take your pick Though if you can help it, try to do one that is low/no till, and/or organic.

This is assuming you can pick. I had a job that made you stand in a bulletproof box for 8 hours every day and only had to talk to people occasionally, and usually on the phone. But that requires joining the military. Still, if you're interested, i can point you in the right direction

 

[Genericjim101]

So, I detest being around people for more than an hour at a time. This has led me to never holding a stable 'normal' job. Yes, finger quotes.

Suggest to me a job that requires little to no interaction with the populous!

Kitchen work can often have minimal interaction, you're givien your task and work at it. I have Asperger's and it taken anyone but my manager ,whom I legally informed, months to twig due to the minimal interaction.

 

[Weaver]

I was going to suggest an undertaker. Sure you'll be around people, but the majority of them would be dead...

Obvious answer:
Grave digger.

This seems like a better choice...

I actually knew a guy who was a grave digger and he said he liked it. The pay wasn't bad, the work wasn't generally too hard and the cemetery was very pretty and peaceful. He got to spend the day out in the sun.

 

[Renon]

Wow, I have the exact same problem, to the degree where going to school is a problem due to group work.. Had to quit my part time job too because it was in a store and involved too many people.
I am feeling you man, I hope you find something :O

 

[esperandote]

Open TV signal blocker. I friend of mine has that job. He works a week and then has a week off. When he's on duty he's a whole week on a mountain, where the signal tower is, switching the signal between shows and commercials.

 

[ResonanceSD]

Webcomic writer/ internet personality. I think Yahtzee hates people too. However, you'll get feedback. Which you can ignore.

 

[El Luck]

See if you can apply for a job at an Amazon warehouse. You barely speak to anyone if your working as a picker.

 

[El Presidente]

Man up, stop acting like a child and do what you have to do to not starve?

Just a suggestion.

 

[Smegma]

So, I detest being around people for more than an hour at a time. This has led me to never holding a stable 'normal' job. Yes, finger quotes.

Suggest to me a job that requires little to no interaction with the populous!

Police!

"no interaction with the populace" applies, since once you don the uniform, they're just things to be squashed, shot and sprayed - not "really" people.

The less sense of morality, empathy and intelligence you possess, the better off you'll be. Judging from your spelling, you're a perfect fit for the job on the third count!

 

[Risingblade]

Garbage man would be perfect for you. Nobody will want to be near you and your smell

 

[Mr Pantomime]

If you really hated people, youd work on a ranch in the middle of nowhere, like in Australia. Huge cattle stations would be the best fit if your looking for the least people per square kilometer.

 

[StBishop]

If you have money to invest, or can get a loan, become a farmer.

It's bloody hard work but you don't have to see people much.

So, I detest being around people for more than an hour at a time. This has led me to never holding a stable 'normal' job. Yes, finger quotes.

Suggest to me a job that requires little to no interaction with the populous!

Police!

"no interaction with the populace" applies, since once you don the uniform, they're just things to be squashed, shot and sprayed - not "really" people.

The less sense of morality, empathy and intelligence you possess, the better off you'll be. Judging from your spelling, you're a perfect fit for the job on the third count!

Hi, welcome to the escapist.

Don't go in the Basement.

It's against our rules to insult people or "Flame" so I'd recommend changing tack with any further posts. Our mods hit hard, and hit fast.

Also, would you mind pointing out the spelling mistakes the OP made? I didn't see any.

If you quote me (the button in the bottom right) it'll let me know you've replied to this post and I'll get back to you quicker.

 

[careful]

programmer
professional masterbationist

 

[LadyxDevilish]

Mail sorter, you can have them bring the mail to your house, you sort it on adress and they come pick it up the next day.
And the diswasher idea is good too, i actually did that i while myself and you dont really have to deal with people that mutch, just simply a hey or bye here or there.

I am not really the type to give job advice since i dont keep jobs that long but still, those 2 jobs are good for Non social contact.

 

[careful]

sorry but people who say 'just man up and do it' which by that they probably mean 'despite your apparant revulsion or discomfort with situations, you need to engage regardless and since it won't kill you it is technically tolerable and in the long run the gains outwiegh the potential losses' but this isnt useful advice and these ppl dont really understand the predicament. its like being chronically depressed with a legitimate chemical imbalance (happiness and motivations are nothing more then chemical complexes and neuronal health, agree with that or not), and ppl say 'aahh man just go get some exercise and spend time with your friends'. i mean thanks for the thought, but sometimes the circumstances are a little bit more serious than that. but even when someone who doesnt understand your situation gives you advice, you have to at least be a little appreciate, at least they are concerned enough about you to articulate a grammitcally complete thought that agrees with the principles of commonsense.