I hate that saying

[Cekil1]

Can any non brits understand what this means? "Nah bruv that geser is safe, he went into the shop for us and got us some tabs so you don't need to spark him. Check out them fit girls they're gagging for it you get me?"

"No brother, that guy is cool, he went into the shop and got us some cigarettes so you don't need to punch (or shoot) him. Check out those attractive girls, they want it (sex) you get me?"

At least that's what I think it means.

I don't hate phrases so much as certain non-words. Non-words like "snark" or "snarky". Check a Dictionary once in a while people!

 

[Not-here-anymore]

anus-turbine.

Anus-turbine? That is a genius idea, which I am stealing for future insult purposes.

"How sad is that? He laughes at his own jokes."

What weirdo fuck tells jokes they don't find funny?

Ooh, agreed. I always find it strange when people can't even crack a smile at their own jokes...

But the one that really annoys me is "lol". Especially when actually used as a word in real life. Otherwise, when used in a situation in which the user is clearly not laughing out loud.

 

[Eri]

"God bless you"
When people say that when I sneeze, I want to punch them. Not everyone is religious or of that religion...

Dude, calm down. I'm not even religious and I say that. Why would you even get offended regardless, they are wanting their god to bless you. Even not being religious, it wouldn't hurt.

 

[Nihilism_Is_Bliss]

"I could care less" meaning "I don't care at all"

Well, if you could care less, that means that you do, in fact, care.

Isn't it 'I couldn't care less' though?

 

[Double A]

"Strat" and it's brethren...

"We'll head them off at the pass."

Cookie for popular reference.

"I hope you brought enough gum for everyone!"

 

[StonkThis]

"God bless you"
When people say that when I sneeze, I want to punch them. Not everyone is religious or of that religion...

Dude, calm down. I'm not even religious and I say that. Why would you even get offended regardless, they are wanting their god to bless you. Even not being religious, it wouldn't hurt.

It just annoys me. Maybe I don't want their god to bless me. It's hard to explain why I hate it so much.

 

[Danman1]

In an argument "Just for the record (insert douchebag phrase in a condescending tone)" Fuck you, you have no argument left and just because you say this before you run away and feel superior does not mean you are right.

 

[Danman1]

anus-turbine.

Anus-turbine? That is a genius idea, which I am stealing for future insult purposes.

Not if I borrow it first!...Oh, you just want the phrase...of course. *hides blueprints*

 

[Chubb Secure]

i hate it when people say "well whats that got to do with the price of fish" when you come back with something witty to their last argument...its so frustrating..

on the opposite end of the scale i love "Are you enquiring as to the cream of mushroom" makes me lol

 

[Not-here-anymore]

anus-turbine.

Anus-turbine? That is a genius idea, which I am stealing for future insult purposes.

Not if I borrow it first!...Oh, you just want the phrase...of course. *hides blueprints*

Well, I did just want the phrase. But now I come to think of it, it's a bizarrely useful form of alternative energy.
Shotgun!
By the immortal, timeless, unbreakable rules of shotgunning, the idea is now mine. Sucks to be you!

 

[Xaknm]

"Treat others the way you want to be treated." Well, what if the other person treats you like crap? What do you do then? You can't do it to him, because of "An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind." It makes me really angry...

 

[Nick of Blades]

"Because I said so."
Well, that doesn't answer my question...

 

[Snarky Username]

I hate how everyone equates everything to hell.

"It's as hot as hell in here!"

"It's as cold as hell in here!"

"It's as lukewarm as hell in here!"

"That chaffs like hell!"

"That's as funny as hell!"

When people say the last one, I usually make some snarky comment about how they think eternal damnation and suffering is funny.

I also hate it when you give something criticism and someone else says "I'd like to see you try and do better" Just because I can't sing doesn't mean I can't tell when someone else can't either. Just because I can't direct a movie it doesn't mean I can't tell if a movie isn't very good. As an argument that just makes no sense!

Also, not really a saying, but I hate it when people use the word fuck as an article. It just shows that you learned a new word and want to show it off to everyone you know.

 

[Snarky Username]

"Treat others the way you want to be treated." Well, what if the other person treats you like crap? What do you do then? You can't do it to him, because of "An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind." It makes me really angry...

I've always wondered how to treat that saying if you're into S&M...

 

[Tehlanna TPX]

"Breeders"

What my homosexual friend likes to call heterosexual couples. I find it rude. -.-

 

[Ftaghn To You Too]

"God bless you"
When people say that when I sneeze, I want to punch them. Not everyone is religious or of that religion...

Dude, calm down. I'm not even religious and I say that. Why would you even get offended regardless, they are wanting their god to bless you. Even not being religious, it wouldn't hurt.

It just annoys me. Maybe I don't want their god to bless me. It's hard to explain why I hate it so much.

It's not even religious anymore. It's just good manners.

 

[Eri]

I also hate it when you give something criticism and someone else says "I'd like to see you try and do better" Just because I can't sing doesn't mean I can't tell when someone else can't either. Just because I can't direct a movie it doesn't mean I can't tell if a movie isn't very good.

This is another big one of mine. My mom does this bullshit constantly.

 

[manythings]

"The exception that proves the rule."

I hate this saying because people who say clearly don't understand that it means the exact opposite of what they think. It should be;

"The exception that proofs the rule."

Pardon me, but what?

It's a scientific phrase. A scientific proof is a document compiling all the information on a given experimental procedure. The hypothesis, the test, the materials needed, the method, the kind of results and how the interpret the data. The proof would be presented to other scientists who would then try and break the experiment any way they can. If they find something that shows the experiment isn't consistent enough of many tests then it is rejected, if they can't it becomes an accepted theorem.

Later on with new information, technology and techniques old information is revisited and a new crop of scientists try to break the experiment again. If these new circumstances showed that the experiment is unsound it would be declared "The exception that proofs the rule" and it would be rejected and the whole idea rethought. In essence the rule is wrong so we need to remake it, not the rule is always right except for that one thing.

 

[GenericAmerican]

I hate that my grandma says 'warsh' in place of 'wash'. She wants to go to warshington D.C. or she needs to put the clothes in the warsh...

And I learned not to try and correct her...that was bad idea.

 

[Hawk eye1466]

kindly (insert task here)
if your gonna tell me to do something then just say it i dont want you to pretend that i have a choice
a few days ago a teacher said would you kindly get a printing for me?
i didnt really have a choice now did i what was i gonna say no i dont feel like it i had to say okay i hate it when people pretend that you have a choice in something when you have to do it
just tell me to do it and we will have no problem!