This is actually Hell.Dommius said:If this is heaven why do I still work at Wal-Mart?Dulcinea said:The end of the world already happened.
This is Heaven.
This is actually Hell.Dommius said:If this is heaven why do I still work at Wal-Mart?Dulcinea said:The end of the world already happened.
This is Heaven.
Just don't get the mark, man...thethingthatlurks said:Oh dear, it would appear I am still on terra firma post rapture, which means I (and incidentally all of you who are still here) will have to suffer through the end of the world. So, fellow doomed escapists, what shall I do 'till the arrival of those four horsemen? Rape? Arson? Looting? Murdering my asshole neighbor? Praying for forgiveness?
On a slightly more serious note: let us suppose there actually was a rapture (copious amounts of peyote help with the suspension of disbelief), and all of us still on earth are doomed. What would we do? I mean as a civilization, given that only a small number of people are supposed to be "saved." Apparently there are supposed to be natural disasters, so would it be in our interest to avert as much suffering as possible, or give in to our most animalistic instincts and loot? Prepare for retaliation against whatever cosmic force wants to obliterate all there is, or ask it for mercy? Yes, this is a serious question. What should humanity do to avert its own extinction? We do have a fairly strong self-preservation instinct after all.
PS: no, I of course do not believe in such ludicrous fairy tales like the apocalypse (which incidentally only means "prophecy" or "revelation," not "destruction of the world"). Besides, the stars are not even properly aligned to allow the Old Ones to return...
Then why do I still have a headache? :sDulcinea said:The end of the world already happened.
This is Heaven.
Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!thethingthatlurks said:Besides, the stars are not even properly aligned to allow the Old Ones to return...
I dont see the point of this, giving in to the most basic animal instincts, why would anyone want to do this, is seeking pleasure for the sake of pleasure so important to people?thethingthatlurks said:give in to our most animalistic instincts and loot?
Well now I just want a sandwich. :<SeanSeanston said:"Hi guys, I'm a Atheist. The moon is made of sandwiches
Can I opt out? I'd rather go to Hell.Dulcinea said:Everyone looks like Justin Bieber in Heaven.SirBryghtside said:So why is everyone's avatar Justin Bieber? XDDulcinea said:The end of the world already happened.
This is Heaven.
Eh, could be worse. At least I can still play borderlands cross realm with my friends if they're in one of the other afterlives. Who would have thought that the internet could cross dimensions?Dulcinea said:Oh... It's you... Yeah... This is kind of awkward, but I've been elected by the angels to tell you that... You're in purgatory. Yeaaahhh... Sorry 'bout that.aegix drakan said:Then why do I still have a headache? :sDulcinea said:The end of the world already happened.
This is Heaven.
JESUS WHY!?Dulcinea said:Everyone looks and sounds like Justin Bieber in Hell.Chiiru said:Can I opt out? I'd rather go to Hell.Dulcinea said:Everyone looks like Justin Bieber in Heaven.SirBryghtside said:So why is everyone's avatar Justin Bieber? XDDulcinea said:The end of the world already happened.
This is Heaven.
so it's like being in Australia? :^Dulcinea said:Yeah, it could be a lot worse; you should see the net speed they get in Hell - terrible! And the net filter? Don't even get me started.aegix drakan said:Eh, could be worse. At least I can still play borderlands cross realm with my friends if they're in one of the other afterlives. Who would have thought that the internet could cross dimensions?Dulcinea said:Oh... It's you... Yeah... This is kind of awkward, but I've been elected by the angels to tell you that... You're in purgatory. Yeaaahhh... Sorry 'bout that.aegix drakan said:Then why do I still have a headache? :sDulcinea said:The end of the world already happened.
This is Heaven.
This explains the 3 hours of Spongebob FTWDulcinea said:The end of the world already happened.
This is Heaven.
you do realize the old fart said rapture, and the true end of the world (well to him) is in October, right?Poofs said:You do realize that the 83-year old priest says the world ends tonight at 6pm, correct?
*Ducks*Dulcinea said:Oh no you didn't! It's on! *rolls up sleeves*Chiiru said:so it's like being in Australia? :^Dulcinea said:Yeah, it could be a lot worse; you should see the net speed they get in Hell - terrible! And the net filter? Don't even get me started.aegix drakan said:Eh, could be worse. At least I can still play borderlands cross realm with my friends if they're in one of the other afterlives. Who would have thought that the internet could cross dimensions?Dulcinea said:Oh... It's you... Yeah... This is kind of awkward, but I've been elected by the angels to tell you that... You're in purgatory. Yeaaahhh... Sorry 'bout that.aegix drakan said:Then why do I still have a headache? :sDulcinea said:The end of the world already happened.
This is Heaven.