I have the power!

[Roxas1359]

I have the power to almost be done with school.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I have the power to fail at using a laptop.
[sup]My cursor keeps jumping around when I type, and it starts to splice words together...[/sup]

 

[Roxas1359]

I have the power to laugh at a classmate who got caught looking at porn at school!

Wow...was it in the middle of class or something?

OT: I have the power to defrag my computer!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I have the power to disappear like a ghost and then re-appear!

 

[Roxas1359]

I have the power to have my package lost in the US Postal Service's sorting facility.

Not good since it is a game that is going to be my next Let's Play...

 

[Roxas1359]

I have the power to just have bad luck!

 

[Roxas1359]

I have the power to eat at the State all you can eat buffet!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I have the power to be very happy!

 

[Scarim Coral]

I have the power to tap you on the head and get away with it!

 

[Roxas1359]

I have the power to say Google Chrome isn't acting weird for me.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I have the power to point out that you posted in the wrong thread.

 

[Roxas1359]

I have the power to look at Black Friday deals.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I have the power to not make conversation with house guests.

 

[Roxas1359]

I have the power to be taunted by Turkey...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I have the power to wonder what Max is going on about...

 

[Roxas1359]

I have the power to eat the turkey my family cooked today!

 

[Roxas1359]

I have the power to take my medication!

 

[Roxas1359]

I have the power to be bored out of my gourd.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I have the power to be the only one around.

 

[Roxas1359]

I have the power to record some stupid stuff!