I have the power!

[Barbas]

I have the power of sneezing.

 

[Headsprouter]

I have the power of laughing to myself in public when I think of funny times!

 

[Barbas]

I have the power to watch further BroTeam videos.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I have the power of mild bemusement.

 

[Barbas]

I have the power to make Edam gradually disappear.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I have the power to make watermelon rapidly disappear!

 

[Barbas]

I have the power to gradually irradiate myself by standing ankle-deep in green stuff.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I have the power of the master grill!

 

[Barbas]

I have the power to defenestrate!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I have the power to obfuscate.

 

[Barbas]

I have the power of the shimmy.

 

[Level 7 Dragon]

I HAVE THE POWER OF BREASTS!

 

[Barbas]

I have the power to warm bread gradually over time.

 

[Level 7 Dragon]

I have the power of telepathically digesting food.

 

[Barbas]

I have the power to influence the events on this monitor. Groovy.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I have the power of a master exploder!

 

[Barbas]

I have the power of AC/DC.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

I have the power of boredom.

 

[Barbas]

I have the power of funk.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I have the power of rock'n'roll!