I have the power!

[PsychicTaco115]

I have the power to give great back massages!

 

[Living_Brain]

I have the power to be used and taken advantege of!

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I have the power to feel bad for Living Brain!

 

[Roxas1359]

I have the power to suck at math!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I have the power to listen and comfort others!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I have the power to beat George Romero on "Call of the Dead!"

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I have the power to beat women!

 

[SomeLameStuff]

I have the power to sneeze really loudly at horrible times!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I have the power to sniff out crime!

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I have the power to have the power!

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I have the power similar to his!

 

[Scarim Coral]

I have the power to summons ants!

 

[Living_Brain]

I have the power to put a power inside of a power that I give you so that you can have a power while using a power!

Dawg.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I have the power to point out he's taking more than a sec.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I have the power to fill in capchas!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I have the power to spend money on friends.

 

[karcentric]

I have the power to ignore my friends and their drama filled lives.

 

[Roxas1359]

I have the power to not fall asleep!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I have the power to eat a meal at 2:00 AM!

 

[Kae]

I have the power to be reminded that I haven't eaten anything since the morning -_-'
[sub]It's almost 2:00AM here coincidentally enough...
[sub]I should probably go eat something now...[/sub][/sub]