I have the power!

[i don't know]

I have the power to receive a computer virus.

 

[Living_Brain]

I have the power to speak to air!
While attaining Morpheus, of course.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I have the power to get roasted.

 

[Kae]

I have the power to not get roasted.
[sub]Eat that stupid desert you won't defeat me![/sub]

 

[Living_Brain]

I have the power to know Sinclair.
Still rhymin'!

 

[Scarim Coral]

I have the power to shred fifty papers with my bare hands with ease!

 

[Living_Brain]

I have the power to post posts, something very rare!
Rhymed
<url=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/362.283328.15592487>1000th post

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I have the power to bang my head on a wall!

 

[Zepherus14]

I have the power to make that wall you're banging your head against disappear.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I have the power to sleep very little!

 

[Living_Brain]

I have the power to share!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I have the power to fight boredom!

 

[Ruedyn]

I have the power to burn evidence. Not that you'd know...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I have the power to post like a mad person.

 

[Kae]

Apparently I have the power to give pretzels...
[sub]You want one?[/sub]

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I have the power to wave my arms like I just don't care!

[sub]and yes[/sub]

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I have the power of Captain Obvious!


[HEADING=2]THAT'S A YOUTUBE VIDEO![/HEADING]

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I have the power to NOT click on that video!

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I have the power to just suddenly recieve a sharp pain in the left side of my chest as I begin typing this!

 

[Scde2]

I have the power to ban myself. (Okay I actually do have that power)

OT: I have the power to have my cat attack my enemies.