I have the power!

[Roxas1359]

I have the power to drink juice and not drink soda!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I have the power to drink water and do a spit-take!

 

[Roxas1359]

I have the power to pause my projects!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I have the power to look up the news!

 

[Scarim Coral]

I have the power to summon a boot to your head!

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

I have the power of ignorance.

 

[Roxas1359]

I have the power to report bugs on YouTube!
So...time to never get the bug fixed...thank you Google.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I have the power to watch movies with people over the internets!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I have the power to accidentally go to bed too soon. D:

 

[PsychicTaco115]

MERICA POWERS, ACTIVATE!

*Cheeseburger magically appears*

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I have the power to put bacon on the cheese burger and eat it!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I have the power...

TO BE MERICAN!

 

[karcentric]

I have the power to wake up hung over.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I have the power to guarantee the right to drink alcohol!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I have the power to make instant ramen!

 

[karcentric]

I have the power to feel AWESOME!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I have the power to make sub-par television shows of higher quality British shows!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I have the power to see pretty rocks.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I have the power to see ugly rocks..
:c

 

[Scarim Coral]

I have the power to make you sense when ever I feel like it!!