I have the power!

[Roxas1359]

I have the power to upload the last episode of Crash Bandicoot!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I have the power to reach an Escapist milestone!

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I have the power to be oh so proud of you!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I have the power to prepare a thread in self-congratulatory wanking pride of this!

 

[Roxas1359]

I have the power to congratulate you!
I also have the power to bake you a lovely poisonous cake.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I have the power to cross-out words too cut myself a great big slice of that cake!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I have the power to make this thread available to the public!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I have the power to drink beer tonight.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I have the power to have drank last night!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I have the power to drink soda and watch other people have alcohol!

 

[Roxas1359]

I have the power to get stomachaches!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I have the power to have a Landmark badge! And to make a post about it after I finish a video!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I have the power to yell...

STOP!

HAMMER TIME!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I have the power to be in a different time zone than others on the site!

 

[Roxas1359]

I have the power to yell...

STOP!

HAMMER TIME!

I have the power to wear parachute pants!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I have the power to be... old...

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I have the power to post under a Landmark member!
I'm not worthy!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

WAITAMINIT

You have the badge too!

...

I have the power to do what the above poster does as well!

 

[Roxas1359]

I have the power to also have a Landmark badge!

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I have the power to post under another Landmark member!
I'm still not worthy!