I have the power!

[Teoes]

I have the power to be offended by the implication you only miss Tizzy!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I have the power to be too lazy to click 35.

 

[Teoes]

I have the power to go log into someone else's PC.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I have the power to post a lot!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I have the power to bump just as much!

 

[Teoes]

I have the power to stop Redlin from triple posting in this thread!

 

[Barbas]

I have the power of cardiac arrest!

 

[Teoes]

I have the power to film your desperate struggles to cling to life.

 

[Barbas]

I have the power of sloth!

 

[Teoes]

I have the power to make my colleagues and bosses think I'm some kind of 1337 hacker.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I have the power to remember how f*cking scary HAL was the first time I saw him on TV.

 

[Teoes]

I have the power to wonder where the funk my replacement earbuds are. Not having the power to listen to music is leaving me with shit songs in my head.

 

[Barbas]

I have the power of voter apathy and indifference.

 

[Teoes]

I have the power to not notice the smell in here.

 

[Barbas]

I have the power of television.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I have the power to remember the Dark Sword trilogy.

 

[Barbas]

I have the power to inconvenience everyone by walking on the wrong side of the corridor.

 

[Teoes]

I have the power to inconvenience everyone by walking on the wrong side of the corridor.

I have the power to engage in a game of chicken to get people like you to move.

 

[Barbas]

I have the power to make pudding disappear.

 

[Barbas]

I have the power to drive a vehicle...from the back seat!