I have the power!

[Barbas]

I have the power to reaaaaally get under people's skin sometimes.

 

[Roxas1359]

I have the power to take a final exam tomorrow!

 

[Barbas]

I have the power to dodge difficult discussions.

 

[Teoes]

I have the power to fix broken spreadsheets! /flex

 

[Barbas]

I have the power to regurgitate interesting things from the past few days!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I have the power to be in a different province!

 

[Barbas]

I have the power to burrow under carpets.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I have the power to slip on ice! DX

 

[Barbas]

I have the power to slip on ice! DX

I have the power to be slippery when wet.

 

[Roxas1359]

I have the power to ignore responsibilities.

 

[Barbas]

I have the power to make messes while performing the simplest of household tasks.

 

[pyramid head grape]

I have the power to channel laziness to other people!

 

[Barbas]

I have the power of the Buttwalk.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Do the bart man!

Cappy: Sour grapes ._.

 

[Barbas]

I have the power of The Green.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I have the power of The Red!

 

[Barbas]

I have the power to explode fire hydrants.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I have the power to witness blizzards come out of nowhere.

 

[Barbas]

I have the power to hum the theme tune to Beverly Hills Cop repeatedly and annoyingly.

 

[kailus13]

I have the power to answer captchas. Wish I didn't need it.