I haven't been here for over a year. What's changed that I need to know about?

Vault101

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arc101 said:
Whoever invites me to their religion first wins my faith!
follow me and you can't go wrong!
Daystar Clarion said:
Don't listen to her. She is a woman, and if the forums are to be believed, she is a foul temptress, who shall lead you to sin.
LIES! feeble man is only jeolous of my internet ego
 

Hazy992

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I started posting regularly in that time. The Escapist is now magnitude 9 on the awesome-o-meter thanks to my efforts.

Listen to me and only to me

Also guns and feminism is all the rage ATM
 

Andy Shandy

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Oh, just remembered as well, be sure to come up with lots of puns for news stories, at least in the Off-Topic section.
 

arc101

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Vault101 said:
arc101 said:
Whoever invites me to their religion first wins my faith!
follow me and you can't go wrong!
Daystar Clarion said:
Don't listen to her. She is a woman, and if the forums are to be believed, she is a foul temptress, who shall lead you to sin.
LIES! feeble man is only jeolous of my internet ego
I'm sorry, but Daystar wins due to him living in Britain. If the internet is where we need to go to restart our Empire, then to hell with it, I'm joining up early!
 

arc101

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Daystar Clarion said:
Vault101 said:
arc101 said:
I will thank you in advance because I know you guys are good. So ta muchly.
don't listen to Daystar

I am Vault101...your new Idol
The false prophet rears its foul head.

Don't listen to her. She is a woman, and if the forums are to be believed, she is a foul temptress, who shall lead you to sin.
You're British too, so you win. We need to stick together!!
 

Ljs1121

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Daystar Clarion has just about taken over the entire forum. Get out while you still-

Daystar Clarion said:
I am now your Lord and Saviour.

Do not heed anyone speaking the contrary, for they are smelly and lack acceptable table manners.

True story.
I... I'm too late. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Anyways, the layout's changed, there are quite a few new features, we get an explosion of a new controversial topic every month or so, I'm told that Religion & Politics is still a barren wasteland devoid of human life, et cetera.

The more things change, the more they stay the same.
 

Fiz_The_Toaster

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Vault101 said:
arc101 said:
I will thank you in advance because I know you guys are good. So ta muchly.
don't listen to Daystar

I am Vault101...your new Idol
Oh Vault!

I'm afraid we can't let you do that. :D

OT: Not a whole lot, but you must catch up on Zeel and his shenanigans. Oh and the ever present Feminist and rape threads that never seem to die off.
 

Vault101

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arc101 said:
I'm sorry, but Daystar wins due to him living in Britain. If the internet is where we need to go to restart our Empire, then to hell with it, I'm joining up early!
eh..coming up with a cult seems like hardwork anyway
 

Vault101

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Fiz_The_Toaster said:
Oh Vault!

I'm afraid we can't let you do that. :D

OT: Not a whole lot, but you must catch up on Zeel and his shenanigans. Oh and the ever present Feminist and rape threads that never seem to die off.
we?....what is this a conspiracy!? 0_0....
 

The Artificially Prolonged

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EA is still hated, we have a show about janitors in space, threads on gender politics plague the land and the Fillion gif reins supreme. Also we're still working on that brony infestation :p
 
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Vault101 said:
arc101 said:
I'm sorry, but Daystar wins due to him living in Britain. If the internet is where we need to go to restart our Empire, then to hell with it, I'm joining up early!
eh..coming up with a cult seems like hardwork anyway


Mmmm, your defeat tastes like bitter sweet tears of joy.
 

Fiz_The_Toaster

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Vault101 said:
Fiz_The_Toaster said:
Oh Vault!

I'm afraid we can't let you do that. :D

OT: Not a whole lot, but you must catch up on Zeel and his shenanigans. Oh and the ever present Feminist and rape threads that never seem to die off.
we?....what is this a conspiracy!? 0_0....
Well, I can't talk about it, but it's a fun conspiracy.

It's filled with pie! :D
 

Vault101

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Daystar Clarion said:
Mmmm, your defeat tastes like bitter sweet tears of joy.
well I was going to be the matue one here and let it slide...but since you insist on acting like that


Nathan Fillon will not save you...
 

Vault101

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Fiz_The_Toaster said:
Well, I can't talk about it, but it's a fun conspiracy.

It's filled with pie! :D
its....its the brovengers....and Nathan Fillon, he;s behined it all!

 
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Vault101 said:
Daystar Clarion said:
Mmmm, your defeat tastes like bitter sweet tears of joy.
well I was going to be the matue one here and let it slide...but since you insist on acting like that


Nathan Fillon will not save you...
Matue?

What's that, a kind of cheese?

You can not win, Vault, you don't have what it takes, the resolve to make the difficult choices.
 

Cheesepower5

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On second thought, let us not go to The Escapist... 'Tis a silly place.

Filled with warring cults, roving bands of posters and nuclear wasteland(R&P.) It's basically a Fallout game.
 

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This got derailed so hard...It's some of the worst derailing I've ever seen....And it's absolutely hilarious...CONTINUE!
 

Fiz_The_Toaster

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Vault101 said:
Fiz_The_Toaster said:
Well, I can't talk about it, but it's a fun conspiracy.

It's filled with pie! :D
its....its the brovengers....and Nathan Fillon, he;s behined it all!

Oh stop being so paranoid.

Besides, what do you have against Nathan Fillion?

I wouldn't mind being his slave. :D
 

Vault101

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Daystar Clarion said:
Matue?

What's that, a kind of cheese?

You can not win, Vault, you don't have what it takes, the resolve to make the difficult choices.
win?...

win what?

what are we talking about?

this is just you and your mind games, you have no power over me
 

Vault101

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Fiz_The_Toaster said:
Oh stop being so paranoid.

Besides, what do you have against Nathan Fillion?

I wouldn't mind being his slave. :D


keep it PG will you!?

jeez...you've been reading 50 shades of grey haven't you?!