I Hit It With My Axe: Episode One: Meet the Party

AvsJoe

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This show has an audience. Too bad I am not part of it. Well, I'll give it another shot next week.
 

quiet_samurai

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That's hot, it was only a matter of time they got some porn chicks on this site. About damn time too. Also I used to group in WoW with some girl that said she was a semi successful porn star.... can't remember her name though. Started with an M though....
 

murphy7801

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this was rubbish because
1. very little structure even on a documentary level
2. recording quality not great
3. what's with weird beard guys in the back ground
4. this feels quite contrived
5. very American i find the hard to relate to (sorry just fact that im from the UK)
6. Despite them being dancers and stuff they were all quite boring people or at least the come across as boring

Conclusion who ever commission's vids at the escapist has gone nuts because there been alot of work lately and its all sub par this being the lowest so far unfortunately hoping bit cleansing or survival of the fittest might get the line up back in shape.
 

Kelethor

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Needs more Sorcerers.

But seriously, glad to see theres a video "series" related to DnD on the Escapist. Of course, weather or not it IS to become a series will have to be seen.
 

Barking Alien

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Hey Zak,

Nice first episode. Silly, fun and a pretty good introduction to the team. There were more slow moments than I expected, though largely do to the camera work and perhaps editing. I felt like we got an idea of who made up the players but didn't really get a handle on the characters in the party. Also, strange as this may sound, we don't get to see you enough. For example, you really don't have an intro moment and you're the DM.

I'll be tuning in weekly though to be sure.

Oh one more thing...in a room full of porn stars and strippers, its still Frankie that stops my heart. That is one amazing looking lady.

Take care,
Adam

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Barking Alien
 

Pentarch

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Interesting concept, I don't think that is has much potential to keep people interested past the first episode.
 

rainbowunicorns

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It was a show with no content; that works in porn because the women are naked and the audience isn't expecting much beyond the women being there from the experience.

Gave it a shot, but there was absolutely nothing that interested me. Even with Game Dogs' rocky start, I kept with it for a few weeks until it got to be entertaining; this show isn't worth the second chance.
 

thesavagehamster

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have not read any replies... all in the same vein so far etc. however! am i the only one who got a bigger thrill from The Sword playing in the back than from the girls playing in the front? no? just me eh...?

anyways; ale and wenches!
 

tthor

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this seems like your standard moron's approach to attract the 'nerd' audience.
"They love DnD, They love sexy women, so of COURSE they are going to go crazy about pornstars and strippers playing DnD!!!"
am i the only one that finds this a little insulting?

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To the Creators of this show, I think this about sums up the public opinion: Do not Waste our Time with this Crap!

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Seriously, who the hell at the Escapist commissioned this??
 

HolidayBrick

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DnD is fun to play, not to watch, even if the people involved were naked at some point in their lives.

Maybe if they started at the beginning of a campaign or actually accomplished anything this could work. Right now it feels like a grab for web traffic which is disappointing. If that's all this is, I'll be very sad. At least with shows like Game Dogs and Rebecca Mayes Muses, hit and miss though they may be, the production values are high. This unfortunately looks and feels a lot like the slow beginning to an amateur porn.

I'm just really disappointed about this.

tthor said:
Am I the only one that finds this a little insulting?
No, I'm right there with you.
 

Coldman42

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Seriously people, it's the FIRST EPISODE!

They did the little interviews to she who everyone is, and it was boring because they were just starting. Next week it'll probably be about 10 min long and they will just let them play without the little interview beyond just explaining what everyone is in the game.

Also i do like the concept of showing attractive female adult stars playing DnD if for nothing else then to show how wide spread the demographic is.

And as for the banter and innuendos, that more or less fills up a gaming session i usually have with my friends. It's usually the funny banter we have about what we're doing that is most memorable anyway.

To prove that point i say to Chris, Ert, Zach, J.M., Tim, and D: "Damn, he's got a REAL healing factor!"
From a game of Heroes ^_^
 

CaptainCrunch

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Daystar Clarion said:
Yeah... cool story...
Stephen Fry is intersting. Gothic Strippers playing D&D are not. I think what I'm trying to say is, it takes more than a load of boobs, badly recorded, to keep my attention for more than 3 minutes.
Then you probably should have said that in the first place. Your opinion is welcome here, as are all. Just maybe tone down the parts that make it sound like blanket statements of hate for something that others enjoy, whether they belong to the "cool kids" group or not.
 

Headbiter

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Undercover said:
Wow. You really put a lot of thought into that. Good for you.
Fascinating what this funny stuff between your ears is capable off, right? But don't sweat it, giving no answer at all sometimes is answer enough.

You spelled "Advice" wrong.
Advice and two other words, I'm aware of that. So, your personal achievement of the day aside, is there anything of value you have to say or is this as far as you can go?
 

Rockdalf

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Fangface74 said:
Wow, it turns out porn stars are normal people too...who knew?

Vid needs to step it up somewhere, entertainment is a good watch word for this.
This. If it focused on this throughout the series and had some interest in it (edit through sessions and only hit the highlights) it would be a lot more entertaining. Look forward to the next video and hope it steps up a notch.
 

Unca Bob

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Teef-ling. Teef-ling. GAH.
Not half-fiend. That's what a half-fiend is.
A tiefling is a human with a demon or devil in their bloodline further back than parent.