I Impregnated a Pig Today!

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Boneasse

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If you don't fancy reading the whole story, just scroll down to the last line

... Not with my willy, of course, but through incimination. Recently I've been working as a farmer, on a pig-farm, because it was the only job I could find.

When I went into it, I thought it was smelly, dirty, and brutal work (you have to kill some too, you know). All of those pre-conceived notions one has. But, it's a good job actually. You get to take care of animals and there're a lot of diverse jobs and assignments to be done during a full work-week. You get used to the smell, and though you still have to put down several small piglets, you only do it because the alternative, for them, would be much, much worse. So there you have it. I'm a pig-farmer and loving it, apparantly.

You might be thinking I'm going nowhere with this, but here's the thing;

Have you ever been positively surprised by something you initially thought would be... Less enjoyable?
 

the Dept of Science

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Seeing S Club 3 live.

Speaking as a guy that has seen My Bloody Valentine, Radiohead, Sigur Ros and Nick Cave to name a few, when I saw that S Club 3 were playing freshers week at my uni, I was... sceptical.

I went out of curiousity, and the fact that everyone was going.

They were unbelievably enjoyable. Everyone there (myself included) mentally regressed to the age of about 9, when S Club 7 were popular. Everyone knew all the words, everyone was singing and dancing along. It was corny as hell but damn it was enjoyable.
 

Boneasse

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the Dept of Science said:
Sounds awesome mate. I'll admit I'd also have been a bit sceptical going into that!

Aglynugga said:
Hahaha, I impregnated a pig too, and then I had to marry her! WOOOOOOOOO
That's not very nice! xD
 

Jedamethis

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Paintball. I always avoided it because last time I went it really hurt, but then I went again a while ago and it was fine.
 

Evilsanta

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Well...No but i would like to. Thought i would be when i started at an elderly home but nooo...Ugh...Old people freak me out now.