I, Jared Rea, Hereby Challenge Curtis "50 Cent" Jackson
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Tear him apart, Jared. For the Escapist, for gaming culture, for all of us. Punish him for what he's done to both the music and gaming industry.
Dude, if at all possible, record this fight and post it for all to see.
I just hope you win. Should be good! XD
I just hope you win. Should be good! XD
Someones goning to find Mr. Jared Rea dead in his house in a few days with a quarter on each of his eyes. Unless he rolls with a posse of bigger and meaner criminals than Mr. Cent does.
R.I.P.
Jared Rea
Mess'd Wif Da One Nigga Ya Don't Fuck Wif
R.I.P.
Jared Rea
Mess'd Wif Da One Nigga Ya Don't Fuck Wif
Jared Rea said:the captain said:
I really hope for your sake that they aren't your guard dog and his hired muscle.
You might want to muster up a "more efficient and intimidating" posse than that. Try recruiting from the Escapist staff. Hell, Susan sounds feisty and could at least take out 50's personal umbrella holder's personal umbrella holder.Jared Rea said:the captain said:
And now I want a milkshake.
I think you can take him, but you're not ready yet. You need a montage [http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=7S3n_16yuyE&feature=related] before you can take down fiddy. Everyone needs a montage if they expect to win.
I think you can take him, but you're not ready yet. You need a montage [http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=7S3n_16yuyE&feature=related] before you can take down fiddy. Everyone needs a montage if they expect to win.
I sincerely hope you kick his ass, spit on his shoes, and make him wet his pants.
*Nod* Good luck.
*Nod* Good luck.
Okay folks, I've got an update for you.
The good people at THQ have responded to my challenge to 50 Cent, though unfortunately it seems as though there may not be time for a match any time soon, what with holidays coming up and his monstrously busy schedule. They did offer the possibility of playing Tony Yayo and Lloyd Banks of G-Unit at an upcoming Hollywood event, which I would have gladly accepted, but there are circumstances on our end here that we just can't overcome on such short notice.
So the challenge is currently at a stalemate, but it's not all bad news. Both parties will be keeping in touch with one another as everyone seems to think its a cute enough idea to try and make possible. I don't plan on dragging this out, so I'll be sure to give you guys an official news update should something come up. Until then, keep hope alive!
The good people at THQ have responded to my challenge to 50 Cent, though unfortunately it seems as though there may not be time for a match any time soon, what with holidays coming up and his monstrously busy schedule. They did offer the possibility of playing Tony Yayo and Lloyd Banks of G-Unit at an upcoming Hollywood event, which I would have gladly accepted, but there are circumstances on our end here that we just can't overcome on such short notice.
So the challenge is currently at a stalemate, but it's not all bad news. Both parties will be keeping in touch with one another as everyone seems to think its a cute enough idea to try and make possible. I don't plan on dragging this out, so I'll be sure to give you guys an official news update should something come up. Until then, keep hope alive!
I don't care if I have to steal 50 cent in a bin bag, chain him to the controller and make him play you, this will happen.
It sounds bitchin'!
It sounds bitchin'!