I just had a Dream in the Shower (explicit)

[silasbufu]

What just happened?

 

[Corpse XxX]

You probably just stressed out, and thats why your gear dont function properly..

 

[Polaris19]

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I had a wtf moment in the middle but I can not stop laughing at this now...lol.

A: To this thread... Lol WUT??? LSD is bad for you...

B: To that link... What the... so many letters!!!

I warned you.....lol

 

[AWC Viper]

this is all...

 

[Outright Villainy]

Wow, I think my vagina just turned into a desert.

Double whammy of "Eewwwwwwwhhh" for me in this thread now.

Yay!

 

[DSK-]

Hm. Perhaps try just taking a nap next time you have a bad day? Clearly the stuff that went wrong in your day affected your, er, performance - why suffer another disappointment on top of a bad day? Just listen to some music and chill.

point taken, I wonder how this will effect the next time I see the girl though

Interesting. Don't let it worry you so much. Next time watch some porn and then do the business, it might help.

Normally I would, but it's kind of hard seeing as how my roommate never wants to leave the room. Desperate times calls for creative efforts, as they say

Take a mag into the bathroom or get a laptop with wirless internet?

 

[Kanlic]

How do you manage to sleep in the shower?

This answers that, but...

Well it seems you don't really have an answer yet. And I figure I should do it.

Anyway, what you experienced is actually a documented case.Its called False Awakening [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_awakening].

Basically your awake, but your mind is still dreaming any your body still paralyzed. Well you experienced a, um... lets say special case. Consider yourself lucky. Some people "wake up" and are having nightmares. Which means they're stuck in their beds while the nightmares are still going on.

I can gaurentee you I was awake the entire time, because I haven't woken up from anything or slept. But hell man, you really blew my mind with that, I never heard of that false awakening stuff, good guess, good guess.

Interesting. Don't let it worry you so much. Next time watch some porn and then do the business, it might help.

Normally I would, but it's kind of hard seeing as how my roommate never wants to leave the room. Desperate times calls for creative efforts, as they say

Take a mag into the bathroom or get a laptop with wirless internet?[/quote]

A mag would probably work, laptops are a bit too high profile if you ask me.

If you couldn't tell from my story, I can pretty much do the dirty business even if I'm in the middle running away from the cops. I'm like Jeep, I can run on anything. I don't need those lotions or lube like some other dudes I know, because they admit they can't do it the old fashioned way anymore. I akin it to having sex on ex, mating is not enjoyable without the drugs after that point. If there is anything I will teach my future son, its that. Thanks man.

 

[AfterAscon]

The next time you're having sex and about to finish shout "Thor is here".

 

[DSK-]

How do you manage to sleep in the shower?

This answers that, but...

Well it seems you don't really have an answer yet. And I figure I should do it.

Anyway, what you experienced is actually a documented case.Its called False Awakening [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_awakening].

Basically your awake, but your mind is still dreaming any your body still paralyzed. Well you experienced a, um... lets say special case. Consider yourself lucky. Some people "wake up" and are having nightmares. Which means they're stuck in their beds while the nightmares are still going on.

I can gaurentee you I was awake the entire time, because I haven't woken up from anything or slept. But hell man, you really blew my mind with that, I never heard of that false awakening stuff, good guess, good guess.

Interesting. Don't let it worry you so much. Next time watch some porn and then do the business, it might help.

Normally I would, but it's kind of hard seeing as how my roommate never wants to leave the room. Desperate times calls for creative efforts, as they say

Take a mag into the bathroom or get a laptop with wirless internet?

A mag would probably work, laptops are a bit too high profile if you ask me.

If you couldn't tell from my story, I can pretty much do the dirty business even if I'm in the middle running away from the cops. I'm like Jeep, I can run on anything. I don't need those lotions or lube like some other dudes I know, because they admit they can't do it the old fashioned way anymore. I akin it to having sex on ex, mating is not enjoyable without the drugs after that point. If there is anything I will teach my future son, its that. Thanks man.

Always happy to help and be of service <3

 

[hyperhammy]

Weird, but oddly entertaining...

 

[Kanlic]

I can't think of many things worse than a flatmate knocking it out in a shower. Gross dude, real gross.

Hey man, it could be worse (by the way, flip-flips are recommended when you share a bathroom with more than four people

The near exact same situation happened to me, except I was in a bath. Anyway, I was wankin it to this chick I wanted to date, when I started thinking about my most recent match in gears of war.
Long story short, I climaxed to the image of marcus fenix in my head.

Wow, I've officially been up too long. telling things that should never be told....

At least in a Shower it drains away down the plug hole... in a bath... dude...

You will never be clean again.

 

[DeathWyrmNexus]

... ... WHAT...THE... ... FUCK
I don't know what kinda drug you were on while writing this (or when jerking off) but...seriously dude...isn't this a little "too much information"
My thoughts on this ?...Get a girlfriend!!!

I am disappointed that you decided this needed to be shared...

I find it interesting that the two of you posted pretty much the same message at the same time, so I will address you both likewise.

As an athlete at my university, I cannot take any drugs or what have you because of random drug tests. My days are filled with mundane routines of studying, eating, exercising, shooting the shit with people here and there, but vary rarely does something truly interesting happen. When that does occur, I am compelled to share it.

In this case I was deeply affected by what happened. I didn't know what to think about it, and didn't want to talk about it with anyone around me because their reaction would be very similar to all the "WTF's" I have been getting. At least with the anonymity of the internet and the general maturity of this websites users, I thought I might as well share my thoughts here.

Oh and by the way, its not a girlfriend thing, its the fact that I like to masturbate.

Oddly enough, my answer had nothing to do with thinking you crazy or on drugs but the sheer disappointment that you felt a weird daydream while you jerked off was something worth sharing.

You wanted to jerk it, you had other things on your mind, why is this news that your mind crossed these things at an inopportune moment? Why any confusion? You have gaming, school, and orgasms on the mind. /mystery

 

[Caligulove]

The Escapist Gone Wild.

Seriously, though, its really surprising how messed up your psyche can make wanking...
I've had times where I just can't focus on whats turning me on, and will like switch between thoughts of my girlfriend, and thoughts of myself, like, sorting mail or something, or just sitting and drinking coffee... and it's like, what the fuck, brain- focus here! I feel weird touching myself to someone sorting mail

 

[Kanlic]

Oddly enough, my answer had nothing to do with thinking you crazy or on drugs but the sheer disappointment that you felt a weird daydream while you jerked off was something worth sharing.

You wanted to jerk it, you had other things on your mind, why is this news that your mind crossed these things at an inopportune moment? Why any confusion? You have gaming, school, and orgasms on the mind. /mystery

Either way, its still a weird mix of thoughts

 

[Brandon237]

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I had a wtf moment in the middle but I can not stop laughing at this now...lol.

A: To this thread... Lol WUT??? LSD is bad for you...

B: To that link... What the... so many letters!!!

I warned you.....lol

Your warning is what tempted me... I blame you for this... I have that copied on notepad now and have it saved as "The longest URL you will EVER see...
WHERE DID YOU GET THAT???

 

[A Raging Emo]

A little bit of back story, today was just a crap day for me. Two brand new pairs of headphones broke on me, I didn't finish any assignments or complete any notes in my classes, went to play StarCraft 2 to blow off some steam, and when I did get to play, I lost nearly every game. To make matters worse, this girl I was dating shut me down when I ran into her today, not going to get into the details how, but she cut me off at some point saying, "Don't you have a class to go to?"

Fast forward to my late night shower. Living in a dorm, getting my wank on is much harder because privacy is almost non-existent, so I get my business done in the shower. As you could imagine, I really was looking forward to this one because of my bad day, but I couldn't get it up. Another notch on the shittiness of my day, but I continued. At a certain point I closed my eyes and got it going, letting my imagination take control.

I was with the girl that snapped at me today, and we were going at it on my bed. During the process a sudden flash of me playing StarCraft popped up, where three Thors were desperately trying to stop a massive wave of zerglings from breaching the supply depots I had blocking my base entrance. My mind then started jumping back and forth between the defense struggle of my imaginary StarCraft game and my sexual interaction with the girl, with the words "Stop the rush" indicating the switch between the two scenes.

Then the zerglings broke through my supply depots, signaling that I finished too early in the dream and in the shower. I was still in the dream state, my last memory was looking down at a disappointed Mexican Vegan, whose only response to the embarrassment was, "[pause] Don't you have a class to go to?"

So Escapies, any thoughts on my disappointed wank experience?

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Pardon me?

 

[Polaris19]

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I had a wtf moment in the middle but I can not stop laughing at this now...lol.

A: To this thread... Lol WUT??? LSD is bad for you...

B: To that link... What the... so many letters!!!

I warned you.....lol

Your warning is what tempted me... I blame you for this... I have that copied on notepad now and have it saved as "The longest URL you will EVER see...
WHERE DID YOU GET THAT???

I literally just typed in WTF? in google search, and scrolled through images until I found one I liked. Which is that.

 

[Flamezdudes]

Oh.

This is funny, thank you for the laugh. I don't... really know what to say.

 

[RocksW]

That was probably the most interesting thing ive heard all day. thanks for sharing op. very wierd though....

 

[Kanlic]

The Escapist Gone Wild.

Seriously, though, its really surprising how messed up your psyche can make wanking...
I've had times where I just can't focus on whats turning me on, and will like switch between thoughts of my girlfriend, and thoughts of myself, like, sorting mail or something, or just sitting and drinking coffee... and it's like, what the fuck, brain- focus here! I feel weird touching myself to someone sorting mail

The worst is when you reach the point of no return, the blue-balls stage as you will, thoughts of family members pop in your head. I don't like thinking about my grandma or her delicious food while I do that, but thats why porn is awesome, it serves as an adequate distraction