I just shaved my pubic hair...

NiallXoldham

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This is definately the wrong place to ask this, but its still bloody funny. Too late now but if you shave your face you know that have the skin and blade hot while shaving, then once done cool it as fast as possible, reduces reddness, itchiness and is better for the skin
 

garfoldsomeoneelse

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To tell you the truth, OP, the only way to avoid it is to shave twice a day, or to just strap sandpaper to your thighs and underoos at all times so you're desensitized. Besides, it's healthier to keep it tidy than to shave it. Less likely to get ingrown hairs, that way.

And another thing? It only makes it look bigger, OP.
 

NoblePhilistineFox

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Counterwise said:
Aftershave.
F*CK THAT WOULD BURN!!!!!!

OT:
dude, you never shave, you just trim.

and this may sound gross but my friend told me this for just such an occasion.
"take a comb, and gently flick it upwards on the place where you shaved, it will take any loose hairs away and make it itch a litte less"
dont ask me why he told me that, just accept the fact that it might be okay advice.
 

Danpascooch

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Counterwise said:
WHY DID I CLICK THIS LINK!?? Anyway. Aftershave.
Why the hell did I click it too!?

WHAT'S WRONG WITH US.

Seriously, this is just ridiculous abuse of an online forum.
 

s0denone

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NoblePhilistineFox said:
Counterwise said:
Aftershave.
F*CK THAT WOULD BURN!!!!!!
Why?
I mean, he didn't state he was shaving his balls, did he? :eek: I mean, to me pubes are just the ones growing in the crotchal region, not on your genitals.
 

Daselthechaz

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First and foremost, if you "shaved" instead of just "trimmed," there shouldn't be any itching, 'cause we'd be talking about surfaces that'd just had their hair removed. If you've still got short hairs left, get the girliest leg razor you can find, and finish the job. I tested out how easily or not I could cut myself with one of those things on my arm, and I swear to you I'd have to fire it out of a howitzer. Take another pass with one of those in the direction your hair grows, then again against the grain.

Do this the morning before your meeting. If--IF--there are any complications, that should give you time to handle 'em. You'll know you're done when you stretch your legs and realize how oddly pleasant a smooth scrotum can feel.

Everything folks have said about "the future" so far here is accurate as well. Either leave your hair at a moderate length with a trim in the future so that you at least have some good grooming (which is just courteous) or continue to shave completely (which is not only courteous, but for some quite inviting) for some time. Your skin'll toughen up and have its nerves deadened a bit over time and life will make a wee bit more sense.

In the mean time, if you're all out of ideas and resources, MAN UP! You just stuck cold steel to your warm flesh and now you're worried about an itch? Take a deep breath and then take the genitals you just handled into consideration. It just so happens they're not ovaries, so QUIT YOUR BITCHIN'!
 

Mandal0re

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Get ready for an itchy couple of days my friend. To reduce itchyness use plenty of shaving foam,wash with cold water after and then use moisturiser. Reduces the itchyness but doesnt remove it.

NB: I dont remove all of mine just shave it down to a more reasonable level so those tips might not be enough if youve removed it all.
 

pirateninj4

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Stupid time to shave the mummy daddy bits...but seriously...there's nothing you can do. I'd put shave balm down there before the meeting, and then suck it up and let it itch.
 

Tharwen

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MorsePacific said:
Baby power really does help the itching. And it smells nice.
Your typo there makes that quite possibly the weirdest sentence I've read all day.
 

PrototypeC

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What's the big deal? Just help the guy out. Anyone done this before and know what to put on?

No, I don't know what would help either. Yes, that may technically make me a hypocrite. I'm so tired...
 

dfcrackhead

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I told myself over and over "do not click the pubes thread. do not click the pubes thread" but my curiosity got the better of me.... I've never shaved, I just trim with (I think) my stepdads nose-hair clippers (muhahaha) so I can't give tips, but moisturizer should work or anything in that vein or skin products.
 

Xskills

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To the author of this thread, THIS ISN'T 4CHAN! Please Report your new hygienic endeavors somewhere a little less high brow.