I just threw up...

[Mischiviktus]

I just threw up...

and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS!...it was awkward, more so because it was in public...

 

[Spoonius]

Ah...

Once I pissed out a live earwig.
And I have a "regular irregular heartbeat", which basically means that my heart beats to its own unique rythm, with no negative effects on my health at all

On the other hand, my right shoulderblade is slightly misaligned, and as a result my right shoulder looks more rounded than my left.

Also:

Spoiler: WARNING: Adult Content

I can last for ages during sex if I want to. I can actually postpone the "moment-of-splooge" indefinitely (so far, anyway).
Once I got cocky (pun intended) and tried to impress a girl. She actually got a little BORED! XD

 

[HT_Black]

My body won't let me put on any weight, and it has got to the point that I WANT to put on a little weight so I am not a stick figure for the rest of my life!

I think that's called a tapeworm.

Or a stupidly high metabolism. Your call.

I'd like to say stupidly high metabolism, seeing as this has been my case for several years now. Can a tapeworm last that long!?

I don't think so. I'm pretty sure they eventaully take the colon express, if you know what I mean...

 

[Skuffyshootster]

...chunks of a freezee I ate a good 15 minutes ago. How did it survive? I am so confused!
Tell me your stories of the weird and wonderful human body!

I just threw up reading about you throwing up, and then I threw up again just for the hell of it.

My body won't let me put on any weight, and it has got to the point that I WANT to put on a little weight so I am not a stick figure for the rest of my life!

I have the same thing, except I'm not stick thin, but I never gain weight.

Stupid baby fat.

For an actual problem, I get heart palpitations at night (and only at night) sometimes, when I'm lying in bed.

Also, my face feels like it's freezing up and/or twitching when I'm in public. And I have a slight stutter (only on Ls and Rs, and even then it hardly happens).

 

[Valiant The Gamer]

I never get sick, so it worries me, honest information plz

You're just like me. At birth we were genetically engineered with super soldier genes, however the test program was stopped before we cold get the full set of treatments, leaving us with ultra immune systems.

Basically, we're invincible to bacteria.

Me to...

 

[Polyintrinsic]

One time, I ate a bunch of salsa chips, then proceeded to throw up this odd salt + bile + saliva mixture... not my best day.

 

[Wardnath]

I believe I got sick on Christmas, about 3 years ago.

NOT. FUN. Especially on fucking Christmas, my God, was that horrible.

Also, I believe my brother (known as "aruseusx" to you people) has had pneumonia about 3 times throughout his life.

 

[Hazy]

I caught Scarlet Fever. 5 Times. In one year (this year).

 

[Erja_Perttu]

Basically, we're invincible to bacteria.

Injects something in Erja_Perttu's arm. Observing for effects

*looks at watch* Well, I'm not ill. I do seem to be growing a nice anemone on that spot though. What the heck did you inject me with!

 

[Doctor VonSexMachine]

One time I was SO drunk, I was puking BLACK. I couldn't remember HOURS of the night before. I awoke to fight black stains on my carpet and sheets and walls.

And, to my curiosity, what looked like a giant seed. Like, a 10cm long seed, I'm not sure what it was, or, more discerningly, if i puked it up.

Be careful about black vomit, it could mean digested blood if it looks like coffee grounds. That would mean a bleeding upper intestinal tract.

Oh, note to self: Don't make threads while waiting for prescription sleeping pills to kick in. o_0 Sorry to all the people I grossed out.

 

[Daipire]

One time I was SO drunk, I was puking BLACK. I couldn't remember HOURS of the night before. I awoke to fight black stains on my carpet and sheets and walls.

And, to my curiosity, what looked like a giant seed. Like, a 10cm long seed, I'm not sure what it was, or, more discerningly, if i puked it up.

Be careful about black vomit, it could mean digested blood if it looks like coffee grounds. That would mean a bleeding upper intestinal tract.

Oh, note to self: Don't make threads while waiting for prescription sleeping pills to kick in. o_0 Sorry to all the people I grossed out.

It was black because what I was drinking was purplish-black.

 

[atled3]

My body won't let me put on any weight, and it has got to the point that I WANT to put on a little weight so I am not a stick figure for the rest of my life!

Same with me except i don't look like a stick thankfully.

 

[Cookiemonster27]

My body won't let me put on any weight, and it has got to the point that I WANT to put on a little weight so I am not a stick figure for the rest of my life!

OH POOR YOU WITH YOUR PERFECT ETERNALLY UNBREAKABLE FIGURE IT MUST BE SO HARD TO STAY PERMENANTLY THIN

/rant

Uncalled for

Would you say the same to someone with anorexia?

it was only intened as a joke, hence the "/rant", anyway I dont think anyone with anorexia would complain about not being able to gain any weight.

 

[Vault Citizen]

huh, when I read the title I assumed you had read the recent Transformers thread.