I left you because......

[Dr.Susse]

Because I found my true love puns.

Why did you go?

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

for revenge

why?

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

for snowglobes

why

 

[Eumersian]

Because I got a fever.

For more cowbell?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Because your ego was taking up the entire house...

Why?

 

[Eumersian]

I left you because?I didn't know what I was thinking. I could never leave you, sweetie. *hugs*

Why you dun do dat?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I spent most of our relationship looking for you!

Whhhhhy?

 

[Eumersian]

Because ur a horeface bich! *Throws pamcakes*

WHZZAT?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...Because he has about 12 different personalities!

...WHY YOU DO THIS?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because your beauty blinds me.

Why?

 

[Eumersian]

Because I can only be gay for one man at a time?

Why?W?E?R?T?Y?U?I?O?P?Q?A?S?D?F?G?H?J?K?Z?L?X?M?N?B?C?V?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Because you're electric and I'm ground. It'll never work.

Why'd you go and break my heart?

 

[Eumersian]

Because I felt like being difficult. And screwing other women.

Why?

 

[Sassafrass]

Because you licked that toad. I SAW YOU, DON'T DENY IT.

Why oh why?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because you're electric and I'm ground. It'll never work.

Why'd you go and break my heart?

Because you went and got ninja'd. You lost my respect!

OT: Because I'm not gay.

WHY?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Because you are too straight!

Y U DO DIS?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because you don't appreciate straightness.

[sub]How else am I supposed to draw triangles?!?[/sub]

Why?

 

[Eumersian]

Because you're the triangle guy.

Muffins?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Because you were bleeding angst everywhere and it was getting annoying.

Why?~

 

[Eumersian]

Because tildes are for ñ's!

When?